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MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#247
Author: Pierre
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:34
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Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
"neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign head of
state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful laser
equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that makes
the victim unable to function physically and mentally.

The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid flight
by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash or mid
air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense heat
subjection.
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#248
Author: Orval Fairbairn
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 05:10
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In article <cvjgh5$1lp$1@mawar.singnet.com.sg>,
 "Pierre" <pierre@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
> "neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign head of
> state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful laser
> equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
> ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that makes
> the victim unable to function physically and mentally.
> 
> The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid flight
> by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash or mid
> air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense heat
> subjection.


I'm afraid that "Pierre" has been watching too many sci-fi/spy movies 
and TV programs lately. There are only a couple of countries that have 
the technical capability to even launch such weapons, if they truly were 
feasible.
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#249
Author: FatKat
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:04
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ROTFLMAO - all these years, and I thought I was the only person who
actually watched "Real Genius".  To think there are some crazy internte
trolls who take that stuff seriously.

Pierre wrote:
> Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
> "neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign
head of
> state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful
laser
> equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
> ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that
makes
> the victim unable to function physically and mentally.
>
> The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid
flight
> by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash
or mid
> air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense
heat
> subjection.
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#250
Author: Ajax Telamon
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:42
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"Orval Fairbairn" <orfairbairn@earthlink.net> wrote in message 
news:orfairbairn-63B3CA.00100324022005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <cvjgh5$1lp$1@mawar.singnet.com.sg>,
> "Pierre" <pierre@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
>> "neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign head of
>> state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful 
>> laser
>> equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
>> ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that 
>> makes
>> the victim unable to function physically and mentally.
>>
>> The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid 
>> flight
>> by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash or 
>> mid
>> air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense heat
>> subjection.
>
>
> I'm afraid that "Pierre" has been watching too many sci-fi/spy movies
> and TV programs lately. There are only a couple of countries that have
> the technical capability to even launch such weapons, if they truly were
> feasible.

Musta been watching the Steven Seagal movie about the madman taking over a 
sattellite from a train. It was on TNT the other night. I liked the film but 
realize it has no basis in fact. Especially the physical exploits of the 
hero. He gets shot by a high powered rifle halfway through the flcik and 
keeps on trucking with no apparent effects from blood loss or shock. Take 
care,
-- 
Ajax Telamon
"In the end, more than the
Athenians wanted freedom,
they wanted security. They
wanted a comfortable life
and they lost it all - security,
comfort and freedom.
When the freedom they wished
for most was freedom from responsibility,
then Athens ceased to be free."
- General Omar Bradley
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#251
Author: Der Zählmeister
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:56
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Pierre wrote:
> Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
> "neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign head of
> state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful laser
> equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
> ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that makes
> the victim unable to function physically and mentally.
> 
> The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid flight
> by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash or mid
> air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense heat
> subjection.


hey!  don't point that thing at me.  point at Kim Jung till he's Ill.
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#252
Author: Rattus Norvegicus
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 19:41
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"Pierre" <pierre@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cvjgh5$1lp$1@mawar.singnet.com.sg...
> Advance in space weapon have made it possible for rogue states to
> "neutralize" (CIA jargon for murder, assassinate, kill) a foreign head of
> state. Intense radiation and other exotic rays emitting from powerful
laser
> equipped satellite made this form of murder untraceable. Death can be
> ordered to culminate in 3 months to 3 years or long term illness that
makes
> the victim unable to function physically and mentally.
>
> The same laser can also be configured to destroy an aircraft in mid flight
> by interfering with the electronics flight control to cause a crash or mid
> air destruction by causing aviation fuel to explode under intense heat
> subjection.

It needs to be clarified that 'James Bond, Die Another Day' is,
in fact a work of FICTION emanating from the minds of screen writers,
its aim being to entertain audiences with an average age of fourteen
years old. It is  * N O T * repeat * N O T * a documentary commissioned
by a government agency to highlight their technical prowess in the field of
space
born weaponry.

Here are some useful pointers for those that mistake Cinema's for top secret
government briefing rooms:

If any of the following are available at the venue the chances are you are
not
part of a hand picked delegation of military types with beyond secret
clearance.

1. Ticket booth
2. Popcorn
3. Hotdogs
4. Fizzy beverages
5. Walls with hollywood movie posters on them
Re: MURDERED BY SPACE WEAPON!
#253
Author: D. Scott Ferrin
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 01:25
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On 24 Feb 2005 14:04:42 -0800, "FatKat" <robynari@juno.com> wrote:

>ROTFLMAO - all these years, and I thought I was the only person who
>actually watched "Real Genius".  To think there are some crazy internte
>trolls who take that stuff seriously.

That was a documentary didn't you know?  Even the Jiffy Pop company
was in on the conspiracy.
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