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HELP THE CLOWN! 

There's more to inventing that meets the eye, and after all this years I
still can't spell entreprneure!.  .......And...... I am no Joe Camel, but
that peace pipe suuure smells good!!!!. I compare the Cyber-Fence to the
fences keeping cows and chickens inside! 

Hi Guys: 

You know,.. When me and my good Austin buddy R. A. started tossing
Frisbees across the Cyber-Space we had no Idea that it's going to damage
white fences by the glass castle of "PROFESSOR HUTT", landing in Bill's
Arcade over Redmond Washington, barely missing the flag over the Bill's
big House over the DC, knocking down Ross's Bar-B-Q pit over DFW, hitting
my good Houston Oiler bud smack on the face mask, bouncing off, hitting my
other buddy L.A. Ram player right on the ball, breaking one of top level
windows over Harvard University, passing through the Sesame Street and Mr. 
Roger's neighborhood, riding the Thomas Cho-Chooo and being hugged by
Barny, then fly right back, dogging few kicking broncos over Mosquite
Rodeo, flying right through the horns of Long Horn Ball Room, and land
right in the middle of the practice over Texas Stadium!.... No sirrry
"BOB" we had no idear at Ollll!. 

But really guys, this thing is gone to far!.  I can't speak for "TEACH",
but "I NEED HELP!". I can't keep on being an inventor, business man, write
with my crayons and crashed fingers all day long. It takes to much effort
to put on my own clown's make up, get on the floor so you kids can ride on
"UNCLE ABBY"'s back, help "BIG BIRD" in teaching the ABC, tell stories to
all you sleepy kindergarten kids so you respect you mom and dad, walking
the "APACHE TRAIL" wearing my hiking boots, and then sitting down with all
you cowboys, Indians, Jews, Arabs right in the UN's Starbuck Espresso
stand and smoke the "PEACE PIPE"! 

"I...NEEED...HELLLLPPPP".!!!! 

I am not PBS (Public Broad-Casting Service), my computer is 386-25, 4Mg. 
Ram. 209 Mg. HD (double spaced to max) and a slow 2400 modem. I know I
have stirred up lot's of emotions and that is a good sign that we are not
a nation of living deads!. I really don't know who you are and who reads
my kindergarten nursery rhymes. With the exception of few regular gutzy
individuals who care or dare to throw a brick or a long stem rose here and
there, I have no Idea what I am doing or if I am doing any good-bad-yawn
or whatever. I did not take R. A. very serious at first, but you know?... 
after what I went through I can honestly say that I feel safer walking
blind folded into a ring with "Ali" than a "Texas Bronco"! 

This is Cyber-Space brothers and sisters!. Unlike "ELECTION" we all can
make the difference. We do it either actively (participation and pitching
in), or passively (Sitting on your butt and hope that it would go away!). 

I don't know who you are and what you are made of. I don't know if you are
blue, white, red, black, brown, yellow or gray!. I don't know if you ride
CTA in Chicago or Dart in Dallas, I don't know if you are riding your
Harley to work or bar or have a blond bomb shell as driver for your
Rolls....I NEED HELP!. 

You know what is my colors and what I can do.!..Now, It's your turn,... 
write and tell me who and what you are made of and what you "CAN DO!". 

God Bless

With love,

Happy inventing & God Bless

Ab Mobasher
                                  
Idea Man Bellevue/Redmond, WA. US, Cyber-Space. 

This is your boat, paddle or swim!. In this voting booth, you make the
difference!. Constructive and productive inputs welcomed. Please mention
the city, subject & where you found this article. Avoid sending the whole
article back if possible. ***** "PASS THE TORCH" *****