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Greetings in the name of Jesus! My name is Percival LaRoy Mincer and I
am a black man so kindly keep the "N" word to yourself. . For years I
lived in New Orleans and worked as a transvestite dancer in some of the
clubs there. That is where I met Kenneth Pangborn.At first.....all he
seemed ok. He would buy me drinks and things but one night while we
were having some wine, he dropped his fork on the floor and went to
retreive it. Well, the next thing I know, he was under the table and he
had " little Percy" all the way to his tonsils! And dear LORD......the
suction that man can generate! Thus, began my slide into hell with
Kenny Cakes.I was not surprised to see he was causing trouble on the
internet. He's trouble period. And girlfriend.... the lies that man can
tell. OH, Percy, I love you! Oh, Percy, just pay the utilities for me
this month. Oh Percy....if you will just pay the phone bill for me!
Oh..Percy, I'm getting a job! Pizza Hut called me back about the
delivery position! HORSEFEATHERS...........All lies! I never got a DIME
back from that sick devil!

The story about Kenny getting in trouble about black kids is partially
true.. The children were my cousin's children. They were playing in the
yard one afternoon while I was in the bedroom with Kenny. Kenny wanted
me to dress up like a hillbilly and play a banjo as I pretended to rape
him. Well, as I was pile-driving him. ( no pun intended) and whipping
his fat ass with a hairbrush, Kenny started screaming, " Squeal like a
PIGGGGGGGG" . You could hear him for BLOCKS.Somebody called the police
and they came and it was a big stink.
 I have come to have Jesus as my boss now and I am married to a
wonderful woman
and we have two children but if you want to know anything about Kenny,
just ask me!

In Jesus,
Persival L Mincer