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In article <slrn9269e6.mes.moacir@zuikis.uchicago.edu>, 
moacir@zuikis.uchicago.edu says...
> smr <jack_ass@getrid.animalcharm.com> wrote:
> 
> >In article <slrn925ps9.lcj.moacir@zuikis.uchicago.edu>, 
> >moacir@zuikis.uchicago.edu says...
> >> smr <jack_ass@getrid.animalcharm.com> wrote:
> >> 
> >> >In article <KnvU5.17$y3.796@uchinews>, gw@cs.uchicago.edu says...
> >> >> ian@io.com writes:
> >> >> >In ne.general G. <gw@cs.uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >> >> >> ian@io.com writes:
> >> >> >>>In ne.general Complicated Man <Tbone@pimpdaddy.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>>> lis@osmond-riba.org writes:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>><tap  tap  tap...>  A-hem.  I'm right here.  
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> Are you cute?
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>"Cute" doesn't begin to cover it.  While she was working as eye-candy at a
> >> >> >>>fetish event I watched her literally make someone's glasses fog over.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>"Drop-dead gorgeous" and "mind-blowingly sexy" are closer than "cute."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Who axed you?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Lis asked me to answer for her.  She didn't feel right boasting.
> >> >> 
> >> >> Okay.  I'm done barfing now.
> >> >
> >> >C'mon, G, it's refreshing to actually see someone just say "yeah, I'm 
> >> >hot as fucking hell" rather than do that coy geek "aw shux i ain't 
> >> >nothing" bullshit.
> >> 
> >> But is she cute?
> >> 
> >> and why a strat--isn't an Ibanez a li'l more South Side?
> >
> >Ibanez guitars suck rocks, that's why. Generally, they are fragile, 
> >cheaply-made pieces o'garbage. And they have questionable tone (at least 
> >for the sort of shit I like to play).
> 
> OK, in typical gtrst fashion, you avoided the question and made some
> technical talk to sound more intelligent.
> 
> Now, please answer the question:
> 
> Isn't an Ibanez a li'l more South Side?

No. Gibsons are, though.

smr