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Started by purple myrtle
Tue, 08 May 2001 19:42
What does Love Mean: SLUSHY WARNING
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 19:42
Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 19:42
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Since my newsreader ditched all the previous messages from this ng so I can't reply to anything now, I've stolen this from somewhere for you boys, to calm your swollen libidos. - pm A group of professionals posed the question, "What does love mean?" to a group of 4 - 8 year olds and the answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.... "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."... "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."... "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."... "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."... "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."... "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."... "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."... "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."... "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."... "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss."... "When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more."... "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday".... Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."... During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."... "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."... "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."... "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."... "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."... "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."... "I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."... "Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.".... "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.".... "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."...
Re: What does Love Mean: SLUSHY WARNING
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Wed, 09 May 2001 00:06
Date: Wed, 09 May 2001 00:06
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"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message news:9d9ihg$esg$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk... > Since my newsreader ditched all the previous messages from this ng so I > can't reply to anything now, I've stolen this from somewhere for you boys, > to calm your swollen libidos. What fuggin newsreader does that? OE5 I see.Just click Tools/get next headers I think. > > - pm > > A group of professionals posed the question, "What does love mean?" to a > group of 4 - 8 year olds and the answers they got were broader and deeper > than anyone could have imagined.... > > "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening > presents and listen."... > "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the > way."... > "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her > toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when > his hands got arthritis too. That's love."... > "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know > that your name is safe in their mouth."... > "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and > they go out and smell each other."... > "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries > without making them give you any of theirs."... > "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at > them because you know it would hurt their feelings."... > "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."... > "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before > giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."... > "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you > still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like > that. They look gross when they kiss."... "When you tell someone something > bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then > you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you > even more."... > "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it > everyday".... > Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends > even after they know each other so well."... > During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the > people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one > doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."... > "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me > to sleep at night."... > "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."... > "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is > handsomer than Robert Redford."... > "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all > day."... > "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes > and has to go out and buy new ones."... > "I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me > because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."... > "Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like say > ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.".... > "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come > out of you.".... > "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean > it, you should say it a lot. People forget."... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! cute. -- Steve When the rich wage war, its the poor who die.
Re: What does Love Mean: SLUSHY WARNING
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Wed, 09 May 2001 14:13
Date: Wed, 09 May 2001 14:13
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Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message news:989366773.781417@dionysos... > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message > news:9d9ihg$esg$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk... > > Since my newsreader ditched all the previous messages from this ng so I > > can't reply to anything now, I've stolen this from somewhere for you boys, > > to calm your swollen libidos. > > What fuggin newsreader does that? > OE5 I see.Just click Tools/get next headers I think. NOpe, nuttin'. I see it on the laptop, but it all wiped itself on my desktop. :( CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! arrrrrgghh!!!! - bugger
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