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Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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> No psots from you in days maaan.
> Was it something I said?

JIM!
You STAIN!
Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
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>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > Was it something I said?
>
> JIM!
> You STAIN!
> Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!

perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
You BAD GIRL.
--
Steve

Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need
to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over
your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience.
That's the fun part.

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > Was it something I said?
> >
> > JIM!
> > You STAIN!
> > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
>
> perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> You BAD GIRL.

What the chuff did I say??!
I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
I COULDN'T EVEN POST!
Waaaaaaaahhhhh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

- wwaahhhhhh

good to see people miss me !

soz peeps.... im a busy busy man - ive just been landed on by a 2 ton
flying elephant and now all shit has broke loose...

and guess who has to clean it up!

but seriously - you footy fans will be able to appreciate a fantasy
football site designed and run by myself soon...

soz and bye bye!!

<runs off>

Steve Leyland wrote:
> 
> No psots from you in days maaan.
> Was it something I said?
> --
> Steve
> 
> No matter where you are, that's where your at.

wankchops!!

Make sure you put Shilton in goal.
And if you could "de-twat" Collymore, he might be a good sub.

I also think Archie Gemmil was da man.
And Steve McManamon.
And Roberto Baggio
And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.

- pm

The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> good to see people miss me !
>
> soz peeps.... im a busy busy man - ive just been landed on by a 2 ton
> flying elephant and now all shit has broke loose...
>
> and guess who has to clean it up!
>
> but seriously - you footy fans will be able to appreciate a fantasy
> football site designed and run by myself soon...
>
> soz and bye bye!!
>
> <runs off>
>
> Steve Leyland wrote:
> >
> > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > Was it something I said?
> > --
> > Steve
> >
> > No matter where you are, that's where your at.

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
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>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:1YtK6.36794$aE1.2329124@nnrp4.clara.net...
> >
> > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > > Was it something I said?
> > >
> > > JIM!
> > > You STAIN!
> > > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
> >
> > perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> > You BAD GIRL.
>
> What the chuff did I say??!
> I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
> I COULDN'T EVEN POST!

That's no excuse.
--
Steve

The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing
to let them. - Robert Frost.

> wankchops!!
> 

woooo!

> Make sure you put Shilton in goal.
> And if you could "de-twat" Collymore, he might be a good sub.
> 

hmmmm league of wales mean anything to you???


> I also think Archie Gemmil was da man.
> And Steve McManamon.
> And Roberto Baggio
> And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.

secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm

The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> > wankchops!!
> >
>
> woooo!
>
> > Make sure you put Shilton in goal.
> > And if you could "de-twat" Collymore, he might be a good sub.
> >
>
> hmmmm league of wales mean anything to you???
>
>
> > I also think Archie Gemmil was da man.
> > And Steve McManamon.
> > And Roberto Baggio
> > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
>
> secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm

no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.

> > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> >
> > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> 
> no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.


may i ask why - or is that between you and him?

The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > >
> > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> >
> > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
>
>
> may i ask why - or is that between you and him?

You can tell, just looking at him.
It's a girl-thing.

> > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > >
> > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > >
> > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> >
> >
> > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> 
> You can tell, just looking at him.
> It's a girl-thing.

so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???

(wondering about his own face)

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> news:9de05q$8lk$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > news:1YtK6.36794$aE1.2329124@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > >
> > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > > > Was it something I said?
> > > >
> > > > JIM!
> > > > You STAIN!
> > > > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
> > >
> > > perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> > > You BAD GIRL.
> >
> > What the chuff did I say??!
> > I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
> > I COULDN'T EVEN POST!
>
> That's no excuse.

So you expect me to sit around  thinking evil thoughts, sending foul vibes
to Shrewsbury in my spare time??!!
YOU PIMPLE!!

- pm

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
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>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:989530478.943662@dionysos...
> >
> > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > news:9de05q$8lk$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:1YtK6.36794$aE1.2329124@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > >
> > > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > >
> > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > > > > Was it something I said?
> > > > >
> > > > > JIM!
> > > > > You STAIN!
> > > > > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> > > > You BAD GIRL.
> > >
> > > What the chuff did I say??!
> > > I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
> > > I COULDN'T EVEN POST!
> >
> > That's no excuse.
>
> So you expect me to sit around  thinking evil thoughts, sending foul vibes
> to Shrewsbury in my spare time??!!
> YOU PIMPLE!!

Well, you could always send a few *horny* vibes towards Wallasey ;-)
SPARE time?, you LUCKY cow.
I work so hard I never get any.
--
Steve

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

"The Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > >
> > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > >
> > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > >
> > >
> > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> >
> > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > It's a girl-thing.
>
> so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
>
> (wondering about his own face)

ME TOO.
I want to learn how to make this face.
(its been a while since I had pussy-juice on me chin)
--
Steve

"I don't question YOUR existence." - God

"The Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> good to see people miss me !
>
> soz peeps.... im a busy busy man - ive just been landed on by a 2 ton
> flying elephant and now all shit has broke loose...
>
> and guess who has to clean it up!
>
> but seriously - you footy fans will be able to appreciate a fantasy
> football site designed and run by myself soon...

FOOTBALL?
*Spits*
Blokes get so fuggin weird over 22 grown men kicking a ball around.
It BORES me rigid. Only sport I like (apart from the horizontal kind) is
Formula 1.
>
> soz and bye bye!!
>
> <runs off>

Otay. If yer busy we'll forgive ye. I got meself a Pr0n site to do too...and
I gunna get paid nicely :-)
--
Steve

"Ahhhh, captain, I'd rather fire at Wesley!"

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> news:9dha5k$mtu$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > news:989530478.943662@dionysos...
> > >
> > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > news:9de05q$8lk$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:1YtK6.36794$aE1.2329124@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > >
> > > > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > > > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > > > > > Was it something I said?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > JIM!
> > > > > > You STAIN!
> > > > > > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> > > > > You BAD GIRL.
> > > >
> > > > What the chuff did I say??!
> > > > I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
> > > > I COULDN'T EVEN POST!
> > >
> > > That's no excuse.
> >
> > So you expect me to sit around  thinking evil thoughts, sending foul
vibes
> > to Shrewsbury in my spare time??!!
> > YOU PIMPLE!!
>
> Well, you could always send a few *horny* vibes towards Wallasey ;-)
> SPARE time?, you LUCKY cow.
> I work so hard I never get any.

So how the hell do you find time to post here?!
Or is this your other *job*.

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > >
> > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > >
> > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > It's a girl-thing.
> >
> > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> >
> > (wondering about his own face)
>
> ME TOO.
> I want to learn how to make this face.
> (its been a while since I had pussy-juice on me chin)

I refer the honourable gentleman (?!) to my previous answer, hahaha!!!

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3AFA91E3.8E27F95F@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > good to see people miss me !
> >
> > soz peeps.... im a busy busy man - ive just been landed on by a 2 ton
> > flying elephant and now all shit has broke loose...
> >
> > and guess who has to clean it up!
> >
> > but seriously - you footy fans will be able to appreciate a fantasy
> > football site designed and run by myself soon...
>
> FOOTBALL?
> *Spits*
> Blokes get so fuggin weird over 22 grown men kicking a ball around.
> It BORES me rigid. Only sport I like (apart from the horizontal kind) is
> Formula 1.

Poof.

The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > >
> > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > >
> > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > >
> > >
> > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> >
> > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > It's a girl-thing.
>
> so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
>
> (wondering about his own face)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

"sit on face"able!!!!

Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes. He's like
"Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed. Firstly,
you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat. The
attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need resilience
and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.

Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him into your
way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually BE a
little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of youth also
implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a general
rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
experience the "velcro effect".

Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on facability" in
it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man first is
always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is important, you
shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.

Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT, but to
enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy can
create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal dexterity of
the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe some
creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down the line
when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely to be
honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently pleases
others more.

The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his chin -
not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face, with firm
flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be aware
of creating. Hands are also important tools.

It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of having a
nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel incredibly
beautiful and desired.

Finally, you must have a long tongue.

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
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>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:989650055.938005@dionysos...
> >
> > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > news:9dha5k$mtu$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:989530478.943662@dionysos...
> > > >
> > > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:9de05q$8lk$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > >
> > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:1YtK6.36794$aE1.2329124@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:9ddjf0$udb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:scqK6.36070$aE1.2290910@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > > > > > > > No psots from you in days maaan.
> > > > > > > > Was it something I said?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > JIM!
> > > > > > > You STAIN!
> > > > > > > Where the HELL ARE YOU????!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > perhaps it was someting YOU said !!!!!!
> > > > > > You BAD GIRL.
> > > > >
> > > > > What the chuff did I say??!
> > > > > I WASN'T EVEN HERE!
> > > > > I COULDN'T EVEN POST!
> > > >
> > > > That's no excuse.
> > >
> > > So you expect me to sit around  thinking evil thoughts, sending foul
> vibes
> > > to Shrewsbury in my spare time??!!
> > > YOU PIMPLE!!
> >
> > Well, you could always send a few *horny* vibes towards Wallasey ;-)
> > SPARE time?, you LUCKY cow.
> > I work so hard I never get any.
>
> So how the hell do you find time to post here?!
> Or is this your other *job*.

Naah, the computer is just a hobby ATM.
But hopefully will be my main job one day.
--
Steve

"I just got lost in thought...it was an unfamiliar territory."

LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i have
ever had!!

im speechless with mirth and amusement...

and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very words
below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)

purple myrtle wrote:
> 
> The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > >
> > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > >
> > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > It's a girl-thing.
> >
> > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> >
> > (wondering about his own face)
> 
> HAHAHAHAHA!!
> 
> "sit on face"able!!!!
> 
> Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes. He's like
> "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed. Firstly,
> you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat. The
> attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need resilience
> and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.
> 
> Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him into your
> way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually BE a
> little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of youth also
> implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a general
> rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
> experience the "velcro effect".
> 
> Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on facability" in
> it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
> immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
> introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man first is
> always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is important, you
> shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> 
> Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT, but to
> enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy can
> create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal dexterity of
> the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe some
> creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down the line
> when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely to be
> honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently pleases
> others more.
> 
> The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his chin -
> not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face, with firm
> flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be aware
> of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> 
> It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of having a
> nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel incredibly
> beautiful and desired.
> 
> Finally, you must have a long tongue.

>
> > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> >
> > (wondering about his own face)
> 
> ME TOO.
> I want to learn how to make this face.
> (its been a while since I had pussy-juice on me chin)
> --


shame mate - i use it to keep my skin young and healthy...

> FOOTBALL?
> *Spits*
> Blokes get so fuggin weird over 22 grown men kicking a ball around.
> It BORES me rigid. Only sport I like (apart from the horizontal kind) is
> Formula 1.
> >

dood - i *know* what you mean... i don't like football... never have -
its ok to have a kick about wiv ya mates - but little more... im not
really up for sports anyway, definitely an F1 (fast cars) and horizontal
(and loose wimmin) sports fan like yourself... but unfortunately i work
at a company where the MD, and 99% of the employees are football
obsessed...

to the point that they have sponsored a football team - check it:

my company :
www.tns.co.uk
my companies football team :
www.tnsfc.co.uk

this sucks big time! i get treated like a leper because i don't go to
the matches and drink beer - im much more at home smoking weed and
having "conversations" about something vaguely interesting rather than
the state of play in one of the most over hyped events in the world... 

but my job dictates i must do a fantasy football site... this aint too
bad coz even tho i don't like it its more interesting than networking
equipment (what my company mainly sells) and the majority of the company
is alot more enthusiastic about what i do.... it sucks ass - but such is
life....


its good to find a bloke who can actually see that this football fan
ethos is a waste of time...

this reminds me...

Well, you did ask.
you can't say i'm not honest...

The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i have
> ever had!!
>
> im speechless with mirth and amusement...
>
> and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very words
> below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
>
> purple myrtle wrote:
> >
> > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > >
> > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > >
> > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> > >
> > > (wondering about his own face)
> >
> > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> >
> > "sit on face"able!!!!
> >
> > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes. He's
like
> > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed.
Firstly,
> > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat. The
> > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
resilience
> > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.
> >
> > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him into
your
> > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually BE a
> > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of youth
also
> > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a
general
> > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
> > experience the "velcro effect".
> >
> > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on facability"
in
> > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
> > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
> > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man first is
> > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is important,
you
> > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> >
> > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT, but
to
> > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy can
> > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal dexterity
of
> > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe
some
> > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down the
line
> > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely to
be
> > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently pleases
> > others more.
> >
> > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his
chin -
> > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face, with
firm
> > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be
aware
> > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> >
> > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of having
a
> > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
incredibly
> > beautiful and desired.
> >
> > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

its a credit to your very nature my girl!!

so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?

purple myrtle wrote:
> 
> Well, you did ask.
> you can't say i'm not honest...
> 
> The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i have
> > ever had!!
> >
> > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> >
> > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very words
> > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> >
> > purple myrtle wrote:
> > >
> > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > >
> > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > >
> > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> > > >
> > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > >
> > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > >
> > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > >
> > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes. He's
> like
> > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed.
> Firstly,
> > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat. The
> > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
> resilience
> > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.
> > >
> > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him into
> your
> > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually BE a
> > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of youth
> also
> > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a
> general
> > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
> > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > >
> > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on facability"
> in
> > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
> > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
> > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man first is
> > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is important,
> you
> > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> > >
> > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT, but
> to
> > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy can
> > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal dexterity
> of
> > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe
> some
> > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down the
> line
> > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely to
> be
> > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently pleases
> > > others more.
> > >
> > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his
> chin -
> > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face, with
> firm
> > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be
> aware
> > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > >
> > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of having
> a
> > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
> incredibly
> > > beautiful and desired.
> > >
> > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

Blimey!!!
What un-killed you, Jim?!
Did \i miss something?

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
>
> so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
>
> purple myrtle wrote:
> >
> > Well, you did ask.
> > you can't say i'm not honest...
> >
> > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i have
> > > ever had!!
> > >
> > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > >
> > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very words
> > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > >
> > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > >
> > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> > > > >
> > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > >
> > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > >
> > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > >
> > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes.
He's
> > like
> > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed.
> > Firstly,
> > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat.
The
> > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
> > resilience
> > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.
> > > >
> > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him
into
> > your
> > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually
BE a
> > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of
youth
> > also
> > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a
> > general
> > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
> > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > >
> > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
facability"
> > in
> > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
> > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
> > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man
first is
> > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
important,
> > you
> > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> > > >
> > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT,
but
> > to
> > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy
can
> > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal
dexterity
> > of
> > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe
> > some
> > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down
the
> > line
> > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely
to
> > be
> > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently
pleases
> > > > others more.
> > > >
> > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his
> > chin -
> > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face,
with
> > firm
> > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be
> > aware
> > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > >
> > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of
having
> > a
> > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
> > incredibly
> > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > >
> > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and then
was resurrected...

nothing too bad...

purple myrtle wrote:
> 
> Blimey!!!
> What un-killed you, Jim?!
> Did \i miss something?
> 
> The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> >
> > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> >
> > purple myrtle wrote:
> > >
> > > Well, you did ask.
> > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > >
> > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i have
> > > > ever had!!
> > > >
> > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > >
> > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very words
> > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > >
> > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on face"able???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > >
> > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > >
> > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he exudes.
> He's
> > > like
> > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on weed.
> > > Firstly,
> > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a hat.
> The
> > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
> > > resilience
> > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very quickly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt him
> into
> > > your
> > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't actually
> BE a
> > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of
> youth
> > > also
> > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven as a
> > > general
> > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you may
> > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > >
> > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> facability"
> > > in
> > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't imagine
> > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form of
> > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man
> first is
> > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> important,
> > > you
> > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> > > > >
> > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just SIT,
> but
> > > to
> > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male anatomy
> can
> > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal
> dexterity
> > > of
> > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and maybe
> > > some
> > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further down
> the
> > > line
> > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's likely
> to
> > > be
> > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently
> pleases
> > > > > others more.
> > > > >
> > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of his
> > > chin -
> > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face,
> with
> > > firm
> > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not even be
> > > aware
> > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > >
> > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of
> having
> > > a
> > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
> > > incredibly
> > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > >
> > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble out? Or
were you unconscious by then?

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and then
> was resurrected...
>
> nothing too bad...
>
> purple myrtle wrote:
> >
> > Blimey!!!
> > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > Did \i miss something?
> >
> > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > >
> > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> > >
> > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > >
> > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i
have
> > > > > ever had!!
> > > > >
> > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > >
> > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very
words
> > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > >
> > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
face"able???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he
exudes.
> > He's
> > > > like
> > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on
weed.
> > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a
hat.
> > The
> > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
> > > > resilience
> > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very
quickly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt
him
> > into
> > > > your
> > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't
actually
> > BE a
> > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of
> > youth
> > > > also
> > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven
as a
> > > > general
> > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you
may
> > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> > facability"
> > > > in
> > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't
imagine
> > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form
of
> > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man
> > first is
> > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> > important,
> > > > you
> > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just
SIT,
> > but
> > > > to
> > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male
anatomy
> > can
> > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal
> > dexterity
> > > > of
> > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and
maybe
> > > > some
> > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further
down
> > the
> > > > line
> > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's
likely
> > to
> > > > be
> > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently
> > pleases
> > > > > > others more.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of
his
> > > > chin -
> > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face,
> > with
> > > > firm
> > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not
even be
> > > > aware
> > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of
> > having
> > > > a
> > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
> > > > incredibly
> > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

no - i was in conscious unbearable pain all the way through..... 

first my cords ripped and then snapped back across my throat, causing a
huge chain reaction which lead to my unfortunate demise...

purple myrtle wrote:
> 
> Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble out? Or
> were you unconscious by then?
> 
> The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and then
> > was resurrected...
> >
> > nothing too bad...
> >
> > purple myrtle wrote:
> > >
> > > Blimey!!!
> > > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > > Did \i miss something?
> > >
> > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > > >
> > > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> > > >
> > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > > >
> > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies i
> have
> > > > > > ever had!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your very
> words
> > > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting on.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
> face"able???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he
> exudes.
> > > He's
> > > > > like
> > > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're on
> weed.
> > > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as a
> hat.
> > > The
> > > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also need
> > > > > resilience
> > > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very
> quickly.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can corrupt
> him
> > > into
> > > > > your
> > > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't
> actually
> > > BE a
> > > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the appearance of
> > > youth
> > > > > also
> > > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean shaven
> as a
> > > > > general
> > > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard, you
> may
> > > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> > > facability"
> > > > > in
> > > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't
> imagine
> > > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a form
> of
> > > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the man
> > > first is
> > > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> > > important,
> > > > > you
> > > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a cushion.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to just
> SIT,
> > > but
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male
> anatomy
> > > can
> > > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a verbal
> > > dexterity
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone, and
> maybe
> > > > > some
> > > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected further
> down
> > > the
> > > > > line
> > > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions, he's
> likely
> > > to
> > > > > be
> > > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself inadvertently
> > > pleases
> > > > > > > others more.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip of
> his
> > > > > chin -
> > > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient face,
> > > with
> > > > > firm
> > > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not
> even be
> > > > > aware
> > > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the thought of
> > > having
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman feel
> > > > > incredibly
> > > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

boy, you really took notes didn't you.
sorry to hear that.
wear do I send flowers?

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3B0D24AA.E831AF2A@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> no - i was in conscious unbearable pain all the way through.....
>
> first my cords ripped and then snapped back across my throat, causing a
> huge chain reaction which lead to my unfortunate demise...
>
> purple myrtle wrote:
> >
> > Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble out?
Or
> > were you unconscious by then?
> >
> > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and then
> > > was resurrected...
> > >
> > > nothing too bad...
> > >
> > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Blimey!!!
> > > > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > > > Did \i miss something?
> > > >
> > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > > > >
> > > > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> > > > >
> > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best replies
i
> > have
> > > > > > > ever had!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your
very
> > words
> > > > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting
on.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it desperately.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
> > face"able???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he
> > exudes.
> > > > He's
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're
on
> > weed.
> > > > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl as
a
> > hat.
> > > > The
> > > > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also
need
> > > > > > resilience
> > > > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very
> > quickly.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can
corrupt
> > him
> > > > into
> > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't
> > actually
> > > > BE a
> > > > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the
appearance of
> > > > youth
> > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean
shaven
> > as a
> > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a beard,
you
> > may
> > > > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> > > > facability"
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She doesn't
> > imagine
> > > > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a
form
> > of
> > > > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to the
man
> > > > first is
> > > > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> > > > important,
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a
cushion.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to
just
> > SIT,
> > > > but
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the male
> > anatomy
> > > > can
> > > > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a
verbal
> > > > dexterity
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone,
and
> > maybe
> > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected
further
> > down
> > > > the
> > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions,
he's
> > likely
> > > > to
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself
inadvertently
> > > > pleases
> > > > > > > > others more.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the tip
of
> > his
> > > > > > chin -
> > > > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient
face,
> > > > with
> > > > > > firm
> > > > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may not
> > even be
> > > > > > aware
> > > > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the
thought of
> > > > having
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman
feel
> > > > > > incredibly
> > > > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
news:9f0jqh$pi8$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> boy, you really took notes didn't you.
> sorry to hear that.
> wear do I send flowers?

Alas, poor Jimble. He wasn't a bad bloke.
Did you get jpgs of the blood and guts, undead one?
--
Steve

Many seek good nights and lose good days. - Dutch Proverb

>
> The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B0D24AA.E831AF2A@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > no - i was in conscious unbearable pain all the way through.....
> >
> > first my cords ripped and then snapped back across my throat, causing a
> > huge chain reaction which lead to my unfortunate demise...
> >
> > purple myrtle wrote:
> > >
> > > Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble
out?
> Or
> > > were you unconscious by then?
> > >
> > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and
then
> > > > was resurrected...
> > > >
> > > > nothing too bad...
> > > >
> > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Blimey!!!
> > > > > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > > > > Did \i miss something?
> > > > >
> > > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> > > > > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best
replies
> i
> > > have
> > > > > > > > ever had!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your
> very
> > > words
> > > > > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting
> on.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it
desperately.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
> > > face"able???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he
> > > exudes.
> > > > > He's
> > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're
> on
> > > weed.
> > > > > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl
as
> a
> > > hat.
> > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also
> need
> > > > > > > resilience
> > > > > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very
> > > quickly.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can
> corrupt
> > > him
> > > > > into
> > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't
> > > actually
> > > > > BE a
> > > > > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the
> appearance of
> > > > > youth
> > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean
> shaven
> > > as a
> > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a
beard,
> you
> > > may
> > > > > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> > > > > facability"
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She
doesn't
> > > imagine
> > > > > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a
> form
> > > of
> > > > > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to
the
> man
> > > > > first is
> > > > > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> > > > > important,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a
> cushion.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to
> just
> > > SIT,
> > > > > but
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the
male
> > > anatomy
> > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a
> verbal
> > > > > dexterity
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone,
> and
> > > maybe
> > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected
> further
> > > down
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions,
> he's
> > > likely
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself
> inadvertently
> > > > > pleases
> > > > > > > > > others more.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the
tip
> of
> > > his
> > > > > > > chin -
> > > > > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient
> face,
> > > > > with
> > > > > > > firm
> > > > > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may
not
> > > even be
> > > > > > > aware
> > > > > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the
> thought of
> > > > > having
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman
> feel
> > > > > > > incredibly
> > > > > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.
>
>

steve, i would seek therapy - always wanting to see bits of either me or
russel - whether it be naughty, nice, or just downright sick....


jpg this, jpg that... not everyone has a digital camera you know -
unlike yourself who probably makes amateur snaps in his own living
room... with a fish slice!



Steve Leyland wrote:
> 
> "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> news:9f0jqh$pi8$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > boy, you really took notes didn't you.
> > sorry to hear that.
> > wear do I send flowers?
> 
> Alas, poor Jimble. He wasn't a bad bloke.
> Did you get jpgs of the blood and guts, undead one?
> --
> Steve
> 
> Many seek good nights and lose good days. - Dutch Proverb
> 
> >
> > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3B0D24AA.E831AF2A@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > no - i was in conscious unbearable pain all the way through.....
> > >
> > > first my cords ripped and then snapped back across my throat, causing a
> > > huge chain reaction which lead to my unfortunate demise...
> > >
> > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble
> out?
> > Or
> > > > were you unconscious by then?
> > > >
> > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and
> then
> > > > > was resurrected...
> > > > >
> > > > > nothing too bad...
> > > > >
> > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Blimey!!!
> > > > > > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > > > > > Did \i miss something?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with me?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > > > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best
> replies
> > i
> > > > have
> > > > > > > > > ever had!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around your
> > very
> > > > words
> > > > > > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> > message
> > > > > > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face sitting
> > on.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it
> desperately.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
> > > > face"able???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what he
> > > > exudes.
> > > > > > He's
> > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if you're
> > on
> > > > weed.
> > > > > > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a girl
> as
> > a
> > > > hat.
> > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You also
> > need
> > > > > > > > resilience
> > > > > > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again very
> > > > quickly.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can
> > corrupt
> > > > him
> > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he can't
> > > > actually
> > > > > > BE a
> > > > > > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the
> > appearance of
> > > > > > youth
> > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be clean
> > shaven
> > > > as a
> > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a
> beard,
> > you
> > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about "sit on
> > > > > > facability"
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She
> doesn't
> > > > imagine
> > > > > > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head as a
> > form
> > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking to
> the
> > man
> > > > > > first is
> > > > > > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental hygiene is
> > > > > > important,
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a
> > cushion.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not to
> > just
> > > > SIT,
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of the
> male
> > > > anatomy
> > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate a
> > verbal
> > > > > > dexterity
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the jawbone,
> > and
> > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected
> > further
> > > > down
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his opinions,
> > he's
> > > > likely
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself
> > inadvertently
> > > > > > pleases
> > > > > > > > > > others more.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to the
> tip
> > of
> > > > his
> > > > > > > > chin -
> > > > > > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably resilient
> > face,
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > firm
> > > > > > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male may
> not
> > > > even be
> > > > > > > > aware
> > > > > > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the
> > thought of
> > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a woman
> > feel
> > > > > > > > incredibly
> > > > > > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.
> >
> >

"The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3B14BD25.C194B581@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
>
> steve, i would seek therapy - always wanting to see bits of either me or
> russel - whether it be naughty, nice, or just downright sick....
>
>
> jpg this, jpg that... not everyone has a digital camera you know -
> unlike yourself who probably makes amateur snaps in his own living
> room... with a fish slice!

*makes mental note* Turn off the webcam while doing the pervy fish slice
thang.
--
Steve

If you got the words it does not mean you got the knowledge.

>
>
>
> Steve Leyland wrote:
> >
> > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > news:9f0jqh$pi8$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > boy, you really took notes didn't you.
> > > sorry to hear that.
> > > wear do I send flowers?
> >
> > Alas, poor Jimble. He wasn't a bad bloke.
> > Did you get jpgs of the blood and guts, undead one?
> > --
> > Steve
> >
> > Many seek good nights and lose good days. - Dutch Proverb
> >
> > >
> > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:3B0D24AA.E831AF2A@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > no - i was in conscious unbearable pain all the way through.....
> > > >
> > > > first my cords ripped and then snapped back across my throat,
causing a
> > > > huge chain reaction which lead to my unfortunate demise...
> > > >
> > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Did they plop out in a perfect dissected form, or did they dribble
> > out?
> > > Or
> > > > > were you unconscious by then?
> > > > >
> > > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> > > > > news:3B08DCF6.8FBE9F34@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > only me screaming until my vocal chords fell out.... i died, and
> > then
> > > > > > was resurrected...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nothing too bad...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Blimey!!!
> > > > > > > What un-killed you, Jim?!
> > > > > > > Did \i miss something?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> > message
> > > > > > > news:3B04E82F.288171FE@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > its a credit to your very nature my girl!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > so.... now that i am undead what are you going to do with
me?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, you did ask.
> > > > > > > > > you can't say i'm not honest...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > > > news:3AFFCDD7.73A5FD0E@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > LMAO!!! this has to be without a doubt one of the best
> > replies
> > > i
> > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > ever had!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > im speechless with mirth and amusement...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and am now desperately trying to stylize myself around
your
> > > very
> > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > below... clean shaven will need to be worked on... :)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > news:3AFBFD44.5C863FE4@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And Lickle Michael Owen needs his face
sitting
> > > on.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > secret desires of yours girl???? hmmmmm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no, it's a public service. He needs it
> > desperately.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > may i ask why - or is that between you and him?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You can tell, just looking at him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's a girl-thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > so what features does he have that make him "sit on
> > > > > face"able???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > (wondering about his own face)
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "sit on face"able!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, I think it all starts from the inside. It's what
he
> > > > > exudes.
> > > > > > > He's
> > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > "Mad Joe" from Eastenders... or even "Brad Pitt" if
you're
> > > on
> > > > > weed.
> > > > > > > > > Firstly,
> > > > > > > > > > > you've got to give off that you don't mind wearing a
girl
> > as
> > > a
> > > > > hat.
> > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > attitude that you're up for anything unexpected. You
also
> > > need
> > > > > > > > > resilience
> > > > > > > > > > > and stamina. Like falling over and getting up again
very
> > > > > quickly.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Being boyish helps, because there's a feeling you can
> > > corrupt
> > > > > him
> > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > way of thinking and he won't know any better, but he
can't
> > > > > actually
> > > > > > > BE a
> > > > > > > > > > > little boy because that's just sick. Although, the
> > > appearance of
> > > > > > > youth
> > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > implies stamina and staying power. You need to be
clean
> > > shaven
> > > > > as a
> > > > > > > > > general
> > > > > > > > > > > rule, but mild stubble isn't a problem. If you have a
> > beard,
> > > you
> > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > experience the "velcro effect".
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Of course, a woman doesn't necessarily think about
"sit on
> > > > > > > facability"
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > it's most literal sense when sizing a bloke up.  She
> > doesn't
> > > > > imagine
> > > > > > > > > > > immediately clamping her thighs round some guy's head
as a
> > > form
> > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > introduction. Dental hygiene is vital and so talking
to
> > the
> > > man
> > > > > > > first is
> > > > > > > > > > > always crucial. If I have to explain why dental
hygiene is
> > > > > > > important,
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > shouldn't bother even considering using your face as a
> > > cushion.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Of course, the overall intention for the female is not
to
> > > just
> > > > > SIT,
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > enjoy a variety of sensations that no other part of
the
> > male
> > > > > anatomy
> > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > create. And so when a man talks he has to demonstrate
a
> > > verbal
> > > > > > > dexterity
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > the tongue, firmness of the lips, strength in the
jawbone,
> > > and
> > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > creative and original opinions that will be reflected
> > > further
> > > > > down
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > when the talking stops. If he is honest in his
opinions,
> > > he's
> > > > > likely
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > honest in the bedroom. Sometimes pleasing yourself
> > > inadvertently
> > > > > > > pleases
> > > > > > > > > > > others more.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The frontier lies from the tip of the man's nose, to
the
> > tip
> > > of
> > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > chin -
> > > > > > > > > > > not just the mouth. The contours of a preferably
resilient
> > > face,
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > firm
> > > > > > > > > > > flesh also adds peripheral sensations which the male
may
> > not
> > > > > even be
> > > > > > > > > aware
> > > > > > > > > > > of creating. Hands are also important tools.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It helps if you have a pleasant face because just the
> > > thought of
> > > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > nice face stuck where the sun don't shine can make a
woman
> > > feel
> > > > > > > > > incredibly
> > > > > > > > > > > beautiful and desired.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Finally, you must have a long tongue.
> > >
> > >

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
news:991367930.577115@dionysos...
>
> "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B14BD25.C194B581@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> >
> > steve, i would seek therapy - always wanting to see bits of either me or
> > russel - whether it be naughty, nice, or just downright sick....
> >
> >
> > jpg this, jpg that... not everyone has a digital camera you know -
> > unlike yourself who probably makes amateur snaps in his own living
> > room... with a fish slice!
>
> *makes mental note* Turn off the webcam while doing the pervy fish slice
> thang.

I got a web cam for my b-day.
Oh, how I laffed and laffed.
Me? With a webcam? NOT BLEEDIN LIKELY!!!!!!

- pm

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
news:9gktqp$1dr$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:992761177.829136@dionysos...
> >
> > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > news:9fjkkl$ij1$6@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:991367930.577115@dionysos...
> > > >
> > > > "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
message
> > > > news:3B14BD25.C194B581@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > >
> > > > > steve, i would seek therapy - always wanting to see bits of either
> me
> > or
> > > > > russel - whether it be naughty, nice, or just downright sick....
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > jpg this, jpg that... not everyone has a digital camera you know -
> > > > > unlike yourself who probably makes amateur snaps in his own living
> > > > > room... with a fish slice!
> > > >
> > > > *makes mental note* Turn off the webcam while doing the pervy fish
> slice
> > > > thang.
> > >
> > > I got a web cam for my b-day.
> > > Oh, how I laffed and laffed.
> > > Me? With a webcam? NOT BLEEDIN LIKELY!!!!!!
> >
> > Hey, kewl...now we can do netmeeting!
>
> yeah
> up my arse, mate

Ummmm, most people start with facial cams, but whatever floats ya boat!
--
Steve

Hey superman where are you now, when everything is going wrong somehow ?

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
news:PAEX6.112124$ML4.8228387@nnrp4.clara.net...
>
> "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> news:9gktqp$1dr$2@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > news:992761177.829136@dionysos...
> > >
> > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
> > > news:9fjkkl$ij1$6@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:991367930.577115@dionysos...
> > > > >
> > > > > "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message
> > > > > news:3B14BD25.C194B581@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > steve, i would seek therapy - always wanting to see bits of
either
> > me
> > > or
> > > > > > russel - whether it be naughty, nice, or just downright sick....
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > jpg this, jpg that... not everyone has a digital camera you
know -
> > > > > > unlike yourself who probably makes amateur snaps in his own
living
> > > > > > room... with a fish slice!
> > > > >
> > > > > *makes mental note* Turn off the webcam while doing the pervy fish
> > slice
> > > > > thang.
> > > >
> > > > I got a web cam for my b-day.
> > > > Oh, how I laffed and laffed.
> > > > Me? With a webcam? NOT BLEEDIN LIKELY!!!!!!
> > >
> > > Hey, kewl...now we can do netmeeting!
> >
> > yeah
> > up my arse, mate
>
> Ummmm, most people start with facial cams, but whatever floats ya boat!


Let's start with a Rectal Rally, yes?
You shove your cam up your arse and then tell me.