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Started by purple myrtle
Tue, 24 Apr 2001 11:25
It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 11:25
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 11:25
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KISS MA ASS!!!!! WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: The Inquisition
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 13:33
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 13:33
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<puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one before> happy birthday you sweet little thing... purple myrtle wrote: > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 19:16
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 19:16
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"The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > before> > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO *puckers up and spreads the cheeks apart and kisses the pooey starfish* Happy barfday.Don't get too drunk! -- Steve Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 17:45
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 17:45
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ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) - gibber gibber The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > before> > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 17:47
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 17:47
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Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message news:9jkF6.134676$HR6.14985358@nnrp4.clara.net... > "The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > before> > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO > > *puckers up and spreads the cheeks apart and kisses the pooey starfish* You kiss your mother with that mouth?!!! Anyway, mine's not a starfish. It's a dainty little dot. > Happy barfday.Don't get too drunk! I'm afraid I ahd to dispatch other people to get drunk on my behalf. I can't drink alkyhol - because it tastes horrible. Anyway, barfday comes a day after your birfday, doesn't it.
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 03:14
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 03:14
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"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message news:9c739d$ch7$3@news8.svr.pol.co.uk... > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message > news:9jkF6.134676$HR6.14985358@nnrp4.clara.net... > > "The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > before> > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO > > > > *puckers up and spreads the cheeks apart and kisses the pooey starfish* > > You kiss your mother with that mouth?!!! > Anyway, mine's not a starfish. It's a dainty little dot. Obviously it needs my nob in it then. > > > Happy barfday.Don't get too drunk! > > > I'm afraid I ahd to dispatch other people to get drunk on my behalf. I can't > drink alkyhol - because it tastes horrible. > Anyway, barfday comes a day after your birfday, doesn't it. Jeezus.A fsckin teetotal froup. Beer tastes great. BURP. -- Steve "People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public." - Bryan White
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: The Inquisition
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 08:38
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 08:38
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anytime.... you should know that... purple myrtle wrote: > > ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) > > - gibber gibber > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > before> > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 08:47
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 08:47
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Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message news:988254839.864851@dionysos... > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message > news:9c739d$ch7$3@news8.svr.pol.co.uk... > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message > > news:9jkF6.134676$HR6.14985358@nnrp4.clara.net... > > > "The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > > before> > > > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO > > > > > > *puckers up and spreads the cheeks apart and kisses the pooey starfish* > > > > You kiss your mother with that mouth?!!! > > Anyway, mine's not a starfish. It's a dainty little dot. > > Obviously it needs my nob in it then. I get the feeling that's your solution to a lot of things; "Oh, the toaster's not working!" Obviously, it needs my knob in it then. "Oh, the fuse has gone!" Obviously, it needs my knob in it then. "Oh, the cat's dead!" ...etc. > > I'm afraid I ahd to dispatch other people to get drunk on my behalf. I > can't > drink alkyhol - because it tastes horrible. > > Anyway, barfday comes a day after your birfday, doesn't it. > > Jeezus.A fsckin teetotal froup. > Beer tastes great. > BURP. Steven, dearest. Have you ever drunk dishwater by accident? That's beer.
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 11:28
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 11:28
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YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message news:3AE7DE8A.B25785A2@020.co.uk... > anytime.... you should know that... > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) > > > > - gibber gibber > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > before> > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 02:40
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 02:40
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"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message news:9c8vlg$n3f$1@news8.svr.pol.co.uk... > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message > news:988254839.864851@dionysos... > > > > "purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message > > news:9c739d$ch7$3@news8.svr.pol.co.uk... > > > > > > Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message > > > news:9jkF6.134676$HR6.14985358@nnrp4.clara.net... > > > > "The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > > > before> > > > > > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO > > > > > > > > *puckers up and spreads the cheeks apart and kisses the pooey > starfish* > > > > > > You kiss your mother with that mouth?!!! > > > Anyway, mine's not a starfish. It's a dainty little dot. > > > > Obviously it needs my nob in it then. > > > I get the feeling that's your solution to a lot of things; > > "Oh, the toaster's not working!" > > Obviously, it needs my knob in it then. > > "Oh, the fuse has gone!" > > Obviously, it needs my knob in it then. > > "Oh, the cat's dead!" > > ...etc. you know me so well already. > > > > I'm afraid I ahd to dispatch other people to get drunk on my behalf. I > > can't > drink alkyhol - because it tastes horrible. > > > Anyway, barfday comes a day after your birfday, doesn't it. > > > > Jeezus.A fsckin teetotal froup. > > Beer tastes great. > > BURP. > > Steven, dearest. Have you ever drunk dishwater by accident? That's beer. You mean I've been spending money buying beer when the dishwater would have done? Cheers for the tip. *approaches sink with pint glass in hand* -- Steve The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked. - Unknown
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: The Inquisition
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 08:49
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 08:49
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im sitting actually... purple myrtle wrote: > > YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3AE7DE8A.B25785A2@020.co.uk... > > anytime.... you should know that... > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) > > > > > > - gibber gibber > > > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > > before> > > > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 05:54
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 05:54
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"The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message news:3AE932A4.ABE3540D@020.co.uk... > im sitting actually... > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! I find wanking the shaft much easier in a reclined position. Just a personal preference of course. -- Steve Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me. - Portuguese idiom
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 11:56
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 11:56
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You incompetent WANKSHAFT The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message news:3AE932A4.ABE3540D@020.co.uk... > im sitting actually... > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:3AE7DE8A.B25785A2@020.co.uk... > > > anytime.... you should know that... > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) > > > > > > > > - gibber gibber > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the one > > > > > before> > > > > > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: purple myrtle
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 11:56
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2001 11:56
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Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message news:rWsG6.7430$PP3.578559@nnrp3.clara.net... > > "The Inquisition" <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3AE932A4.ABE3540D@020.co.uk... > > im sitting actually... > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! > > I find wanking the shaft much easier in a reclined position. > Just a personal preference of course. YOU RECLINING WANKSHAFT
Re: It's my birthday!!
Author: The Inquisition
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 09:12
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 09:12
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don't get all excited now... purple myrtle wrote: > > You incompetent WANKSHAFT > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > news:3AE932A4.ABE3540D@020.co.uk... > > im sitting actually... > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > YOU LYING WANKSHAFT! > > > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > news:3AE7DE8A.B25785A2@020.co.uk... > > > > anytime.... you should know that... > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > ooooooohh *wibble* thanks.... :) > > > > > > > > > > - gibber gibber > > > > > > > > > > The Inquisition <jimjimmery@020.co.uk> wrote in message > > > > > news:3AE580BD.1B92FEB8@020.co.uk... > > > > > > <puckers up and kisses each cheek with more enthusiasm than the > one > > > > > > before> > > > > > > > > > > > > happy birthday you sweet little thing... > > > > > > > > > > > > purple myrtle wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > KISS MA ASS!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOO HOOOOOOOO
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