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Steve Leyland wrote:
> 
> http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html
> 
> takes fuggin ages to load tho...
> --
> Steve
> 
> Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if
> they didn't exist.

absolutely brilliant!!!!!

Steve Leyland wrote:
> 
> http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html
> 
> takes fuggin ages to load tho...
> --
> Steve
> 
> Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if
> they didn't exist.

"The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> absolutely brilliant!!!!!

Made me chortle too :-)
Kinda quiet in this froup since PM pulled, innit.
--
Steve

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to
stay employed.

>
> Steve Leyland wrote:
> >
> > http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html
> >
> > takes fuggin ages to load tho...
> > --
> > Steve
> >
> > Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist
if
> > they didn't exist.

> Made me chortle too :-)
> Kinda quiet in this froup since PM pulled, innit.


damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new bloke
- obviously had enough of us lot...

"The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > Made me chortle too :-)
> > Kinda quiet in this froup since PM pulled, innit.
>
>
> damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new bloke
> - obviously had enough of us lot...

Yeah. Whats he got that we don't?
lucky bast.
--
Steve

"I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one
night..." - Andre Botes

> > damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new bloke
> > - obviously had enough of us lot...
> 
> Yeah. Whats he got that we don't?


an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...


> lucky bast.


indeed!! lucky blast even...

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > Made me chortle too :-)
> > Kinda quiet in this froup since PM pulled, innit.
>
>
> damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new bloke
> - obviously had enough of us lot...

No I haven't.
I'm adjusting.
I need to figure out whether he's a nutter and it takes all my
concentration. you boys understand don't you.

Anyway, this group's seeing more action WITHOUT me, it seems.

Also, I'm still yet to download the cow thing, because some ninny stepped on
my superfast laptop and now I have to rely on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (my
desktop pc)

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > > damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new
bloke
> > > - obviously had enough of us lot...
> >
> > Yeah. Whats he got that we don't?
>
>
> an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...

Hahahaha!!
He lives far away.
It's a trade off.
Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.

So, more time to ask you annoying questions about blow jobs and what men
like.

> > lucky bast.

I'm flattered :)

> > an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...
> 
> Hahahaha!!
> He lives far away.
> It's a trade off.
> Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.

i would have thought you've had enough space...... but then again - i
guess once you've got use to it, its a hard thing to give up...

> So, more time to ask you annoying questions about blow jobs and what men
> like.

hehehe!!! i am at your service...

> > > lucky bast.
> 
> I'm flattered :)

you should be - wait until jaffalumps finds out!!

> > damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new bloke
> > - obviously had enough of us lot...
> 
> No I haven't.
> I'm adjusting.
> I need to figure out whether he's a nutter and it takes all my
> concentration. you boys understand don't you.

i know what you mean...... communication, trust, respect... 3 things
*every* relationship needs - whether its with a cat, mate, or full time
shagging partner(s)....

> Anyway, this group's seeing more action WITHOUT me, it seems.

its called RDS (russell depravation syndrome)...

> Also, I'm still yet to download the cow thing, because some ninny stepped on
> my superfast laptop and now I have to rely on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (my
> desktop pc)

is it a work laptop or your own? i.e. do you have to have to pay for the
replacement/repairs...

"The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > > an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...

He has seen her, and he still wants her. She must be a fit bint, just as I
thought!
> >
> > Hahahaha!!
> > He lives far away.
> > It's a trade off.
> > Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.
>
> i would have thought you've had enough space...... but then again - i
> guess once you've got use to it, its a hard thing to give up...

I agree. Once one becomes accustomed to loneliness *sobs*  its hard to
accept the invasion of space.
>
> > So, more time to ask you annoying questions about blow jobs and what men
> > like.
>
> hehehe!!! i am at your service...

I refuse to help, it should be ME getting the bj's.
>
> > > > lucky bast.
> >
> > I'm flattered :)
>
> you should be - wait until jaffalumps finds out!!

I said that! and who is jaffalumps?
--
Steve

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

"The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > > damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new
bloke
> > > - obviously had enough of us lot...
> >
> > No I haven't.
> > I'm adjusting.
> > I need to figure out whether he's a nutter and it takes all my
> > concentration. you boys understand don't you.

You psot in this froup you should be used to nutters by now. But we
understand......jealousy notwithstanding.
>
> i know what you mean...... communication, trust, respect... 3 things
> *every* relationship needs - whether its with a cat, mate, or full time
> shagging partner(s)....

Jimble, shame on you.!! You shag your cat?
>
> > Anyway, this group's seeing more action WITHOUT me, it seems.
>
> its called RDS (russell depravation syndrome)...

We were just biding time until you came back to us.
>
> > Also, I'm still yet to download the cow thing, because some ninny
stepped on
> > my superfast laptop and now I have to rely on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(my
> > desktop pc)

AAaarghh. I bet your desktop is better than mine (Pentium 1 200mhz) and I
got the cow in like 5 minutes.
>
> is it a work laptop or your own? i.e. do you have to have to pay for the
> replacement/repairs...

Repairs on laptops can be hideously expensive. I remember setting one up for
a mate, then he took it home all excited and dropped the fucker on the
floor.
--
Steve

If you freeze to death and end up in hell... wouldn't you be really
comfortable some point along the way?

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > > an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...
> >
> > Hahahaha!!
> > He lives far away.
> > It's a trade off.
> > Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.
>
> i would have thought you've had enough space...... but then again - i
> guess once you've got use to it, its a hard thing to give up...


Spot on.
tired of being One.
nervous at being Two.


> > So, more time to ask you annoying questions about blow jobs and what men
> > like.
>
> hehehe!!! i am at your service...

How do you know if a man is faking it?


> > I'm flattered :)
>
> you should be - wait until jaffalumps finds out!!

you know, i haven't heard from him for yonks. we were supposed to go to
Spainland together (in my dreams) I assumed he'd met a chicky and he forgot
how to use a computer. So i may as well ask you how that little sex-stoat is
doing. Has he developed the six pack he was talking about, or is it still a
keg?

The Undead Inquisition <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> > > damn right... its just you and me steve.... she's off with her new
bloke
> > > - obviously had enough of us lot...
> >
> > No I haven't.
> > I'm adjusting.
> > I need to figure out whether he's a nutter and it takes all my
> > concentration. you boys understand don't you.
>
> i know what you mean...... communication, trust, respect... 3 things
> *every* relationship needs - whether its with a cat, mate, or full time
> shagging partner(s)....
>
> > Anyway, this group's seeing more action WITHOUT me, it seems.
>
> its called RDS (russell depravation syndrome)...

Well, DANG!!!!
I'M AN ILLNESS!!!!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!


> > Also, I'm still yet to download the cow thing, because some ninny
stepped on
> > my superfast laptop and now I have to rely on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
(my
> > desktop pc)
>
> is it a work laptop or your own? i.e. do you have to have to pay for the
> replacement/repairs...

mine.
i know they are going to spank me on cost.
i'm clenched for the bad news, due any day now....:(

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B2A24A9.E43EB962@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> >
(snipple)
> > > Anyway, this group's seeing more action WITHOUT me, it seems.
> >
> > its called RDS (russell depravation syndrome)...
>
> We were just biding time until you came back to us.

I'm back. What are you going to do to me?

> >
> > > Also, I'm still yet to download the cow thing, because some ninny
> stepped on
> > > my superfast laptop and now I have to rely on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
> (my desktop pc)
>
> AAaarghh. I bet your desktop is better than mine (Pentium 1 200mhz) and I
> got the cow in like 5 minutes.


Pent2/333MHZ and a shit connection lately... :(


> Repairs on laptops can be hideously expensive. I remember setting one up
for
> a mate, then he took it home all excited and dropped the fucker on the
> floor.

Well mine was on the floor when I tripped over it.
I am such a twat sometimes.

Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3B2A23CB.65BD175@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...
>
> He has seen her, and he still wants her. She must be a fit bint, just as I
> thought!

Fit bint!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm slightly older than him too.

He drove nearly 200 miles to see me. and made me breakfast. is this normal?


> > > Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.
> >
> > i would have thought you've had enough space...... but then again - i
> > guess once you've got use to it, its a hard thing to give up...
>
> I agree. Once one becomes accustomed to loneliness *sobs*  its hard to
> accept the invasion of space.

And tweaking routines... and having to clean house more often.

Steve, as you're not going to provide bj advice tell this; how long do you
have to be with someone before you can fart in front of them?

- myrt

ps. Jaffalumps is a badass geezer that used to post here, brought here by
the great Jimble himself. When Deja when to the big shitshitter in hell,
Jaffynuts couldn't figure out how to subscribe to the group through Google.
(He's got nipple rings, you know)

"purple myrtle" <laughing@gravy.net> wrote in message
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>
> Steve Leyland <nocturnalist@SPAMTRAPaol.com> wrote in message
> news:pjEW6.103485$ML4.7393642@nnrp4.clara.net...
> >
> > "The Undead Inquisition" <jim@redhat.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:3B2A23CB.65BD175@redhat.freeserve.co.uk...
> > > > > an idea of what she looks like, probably lives alot closer too...
> >
> > He has seen her, and he still wants her. She must be a fit bint, just as
I
> > thought!
>
> Fit bint!
> HAHAHAHA!!!!
> I'm slightly older than him too.
>
> He drove nearly 200 miles to see me. and made me breakfast. is this
normal?

Most bizarre, actually. Unless he got a shag out of it.
>
>
> > > > Less sponteneity but more *space*, you know.
> > >
> > > i would have thought you've had enough space...... but then again - i
> > > guess once you've got use to it, its a hard thing to give up...
> >
> > I agree. Once one becomes accustomed to loneliness *sobs*  its hard to
> > accept the invasion of space.
>
> And tweaking routines... and having to clean house more often.
>
> Steve, as you're not going to provide bj advice tell this; how long do you
> have to be with someone before you can fart in front of them?

About 10 minutes.
>
> - myrt
>
> ps. Jaffalumps is a badass geezer that used to post here, brought here by
> the great Jimble himself. When Deja when to the big shitshitter in hell,
> Jaffynuts couldn't figure out how to subscribe to the group through
Google.
> (He's got nipple rings, you know)

Googlies only just started to allow posting again, but he could always have
used a free public newserver.
--
Steve

You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.

>
>