Laid Of Decision

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From: Andrew
Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 00:00

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The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by
his boss to lay
                     off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His
choice was a tough one because Mary
                     had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a
fine worker who had a family to
                     support. At night, the VP tossed and turned in his
sleep trying to decide which of his
                     employees he would lay off.

                     Finally he decided, the first one to come to work
tomorrow would be the one. Morning finally
                     comes and the VP waits at the office for one of the two
employees to arrive. At 8:55 Mary
                     walks into the office. "I've got a difficult decision"
the VP says, "I either have to lay you or
                     Jack off." "Oh, jack-off," Mary says, "I've got a
headache."

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From: "Andrew" <abcmgroup@sprint.ca>
Subject: Laid Of Decision
Date: 1999/05/17
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