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From: Mike Spence
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 00:00
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The junior high school principal had a problem with some girls who were
starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would
blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.  So he spoke to the
teachers and asked them for their help. They promised they would speak
to the girls, but after two weeks, the situation didn't improve at all.
He even called a few of the girls parents who were his friends for
their advice, but to no avail. The mirrors were constantly a mess.
Finally he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all
the
girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and
lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors.
You could see the young girls smiling at each other, all nodding
publicly but smirking to one another. The principal then asked the
custodian, who was present, to demonstrate how difficult it was to
clean the mirrors. The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into
the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

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From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net>
Subject: Mega Joke 1 of 10
Date: 1999/12/29
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