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Article #33Mega Joke 10 of 10
From: Mike Spence
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 00:00
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 00:00
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FREE Daily Jokes, Daily Trivia, Freebies, Quotes, Vocab, and more! Just go to: http://go.mailbits.com/Trivia.asp?2029.1 -------------------------------------- A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her,she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo. "I do not want to go to heaven", she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place." "You want to go hell", he replies. "They rape and sodomize you down there" "I don't care", she answers. "At least I already have holes for that." -------------------------------------- WHO CRAPPED THIER PANTS? WHAT STINKS? Find out here: http://www.angelfire.com/ca/hawkeyemjs/fart.html
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,aa0f83f7eaa18a5e,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,public X-Google-Thread: 102338,aa0f83f7eaa18a5e,start X-Google-Attributes: gid102338,public X-Google-Thread: 1133d6,aa0f83f7eaa18a5e,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1133d6,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,aa0f83f7eaa18a5e,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,aa0f83f7eaa18a5e,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net> Subject: Mega Joke 10 of 10 Date: 1999/12/29 Message-ID: <386A4DD0.5B51@netins.net> X-Deja-AN: 566183539 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Organization: http://members.rotfl.com/joke Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Mime-Version: 1.0 Reply-To: megajoke@netins.net Newsgroups: free.jokes,rec.humor,za.humour,alt.jokes.pentium,eunet.jokes