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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in 
high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to 
each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go 
to the same college, but, the girl was accepted to a college on the 
East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They 
agreed to befaithful to each other and to spend anytime they could 
together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would 
never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the 
letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his 
messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. 
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and 
e-mails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed with 
his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him 
off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of 
her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old 
boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me 
alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but, even 
more, so, he was pissed.  So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote 
on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a 
great time at college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty 
desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents.


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