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Mega Joke 3 of 10

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From: Mike Spence
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 00:00
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National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a program they 
had funded with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB 
covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black 
boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine,  in 
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the 
crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last
words of  drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh,Shit!" Only the
state
of Wisconsin was different, where 89.3% of the final words were,  "Hey, 
hold my beer and watch this!"

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From: Mike Spence <megajoke@netins.net>
Subject: Mega Joke 3 of 10
Date: 1999/12/29
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