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Article #42South African Employment Application
From: Harris Pye
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 00:00
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 00:00
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SOUTH AFRICAN EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION Affirmative Action EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION Department of Labour GENERAL KNOWLEDGE ENTRANCE EXAM Name: _____________________________ (optional) 1. What language does a Zulu Warrior speak? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR- give the First or last name of Scott Scott. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ___ (a) Plough a field ___ (b) Build a boat ___ (c) Cook a meal ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? ___ (a) Catholic ___ (b) Other (check only one) 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is the news at ten on, when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 10? ___ 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximately) 8. What are people in Africa's far north called? ___ (a) Westerners ___ (b) Southerners ___ (c) Northerners 9. Spell: one' two and three one: __________________________________________ two: __________________________________________ three: _________________________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five: 11. Where does rain come from? ___ (a) The Spar ___ (b) a 7-11 ___ (c) Canada ___ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ___ (a) yes ___ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. N'khosi Sikelela is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- Give your Age at birth. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which Town in South Africa produces the most oranges? ___ (a) Lainsburg ___ (b) Beuafort West ___ (c) Colesburg ___ (d) CERES 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does the S.A.B.C (South African Broadcasting Corporation.) stand for? 20. Computers were invented when? (Approximately)? ___ (a) B.C. ___ (b) A.D. 21. What is a gold coin made of? 22. Which of the following is NOT made from metal? ___ (a) An Anvil ___ (b) An electrical pylon ___ (c) A locomotive ___ (d) A pair of woollen socks 23. Who won World War 2? -OR- who came second? 24. What colour are the White Cliffs Of Dover ? 25. How many lunch times are there in a four day working week? NB * You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 102338,6938d50f824fbd37 X-Google-Attributes: gid102338,public X-Google-Thread: feb1b,6938d50f824fbd37 X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,public X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,6938d50f824fbd37 X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public X-Google-Thread: 1133d6,6938d50f824fbd37 X-Google-Attributes: gid1133d6,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,6938d50f824fbd37 X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public From: "Harris Pye" <carlo.hppor@mail.telepac.pt> Subject: South African Employment Application Date: 1999/11/12 Message-ID: <80gnsn$lcm$1@duke.telepac.pt> X-Deja-AN: 547692587 References: <3825EEFF.2A2E@netins.net> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.2106.4 Newsgroups: free.jokes,rec.humor,za.humour,alt.jokes.pentium,eunet.jokes