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Signs seen in some funny places...

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 

On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." 

Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." 

In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action." 

On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push." 

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the
dog." 

At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place." 

On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff." 

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs." 

On a butcher's window, "You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our
meat." 

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." 

At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment." 

Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
coming." 

In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here." 
Funny Signs in funny places...


On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd
one just left." 

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 

At the electric company, "We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will be." 

In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!" 

In a Beauty Shop, "We curl up and Dye for you." 

On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what
you've got." (Burglars please copy.) 

In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get
fed up." 

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop." 

In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can
eat any place they want. 

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