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From: Funbobby
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 1999 00:00

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A Friday night a drunk man was walking down the street when all of a sudden he 
wanted to pee. He saw a whole in the wall, so he stucked his dick in the whole 
and peed. After he was done, his dick got stuck in the whole. On the other side 
of the wall there was a monastery for nuns.... The nuns started to look at the 
dick with out knowing that it was a dick (they had never seen one before). 
Anyway, one of the nuns approached the dick and was about to touch it, while 
on the other side the man tried to get his dick out by sliding in a piece of 
soap 
that he had. Back on the other side the nun touched the dick and the soup came 
out. 
All the nuns were surprised when they saw this and thought it was a miracle 
from 
"God". One of the nuns went running inside and told the Mother Superior all 
about it. The mother superior went outside and touched it, but nothing happened 
so she kept touching for a while, (about 5 minutes) When all of a sudden she 
turned
and said to the other nuns, "You've got soap, I've got shampoo". 



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From: funbobby@esatclear.ie (Funbobby)
Subject: Jokes
Date: 1999/11/05
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