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A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they
undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear
your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this
family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried
them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn
attitude changes!"

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A copper pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded motorway. Glancing
at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman
behind the wheel was knitting.

She was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, so the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO," the blonde woman yelled back. "IT'S A SCARF!"

Ed.
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