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3 total messages Started by Mr. Whippy Sat, 13 Oct 2001 04:32

#277

Author: Mr. Whippy
Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2001 04:32

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"A woman described today how her bargain-hunter husband died in a freak
accident.  She told reporters that her husband, who was only 47, bought 9
duvets and 9 pairs of pillow cases on Monday.  Then on Tuesday returned to
the same shop and purchased 5 pairs of bath sheets.  He was putting them
into a high cupboard when the weight of the bath sheets caused the whole
pile to fall out suffocating the man almost instantly."

The headline on the read "Man killed in twin towels collapse caused by bed
linen".

Ed

--
"In the beginning was The Word,
and The Word was a pile
of poop because it was made by Channel 4
and had that bloke from Manchester in it."

Re: From my local paper

#278

Author: Chris B
Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2001 15:25

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Uh-huh.

"Mr. Whippy" wrote:
> 
> "A woman described today how her bargain-hunter husband died in a freak
> accident.  She told reporters that her husband, who was only 47, bought 9
> duvets and 9 pairs of pillow cases on Monday.  Then on Tuesday returned to
> the same shop and purchased 5 pairs of bath sheets.  He was putting them
> into a high cupboard when the weight of the bath sheets caused the whole
> pile to fall out suffocating the man almost instantly."
> 
> The headline on the read "Man killed in twin towels collapse caused by bed
> linen".
> 
> Ed
> 
> --
> "In the beginning was The Word,
> and The Word was a pile
> of poop because it was made by Channel 4
> and had that bloke from Manchester in it."

-- 
=========
 ALASKA!
========

Re: From my local paper

#279

Author: Mr. Whippy
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 11:07

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"Chris B" <Christopher.Burton@durham.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:3BC9AE5E.8EC24236@durham.ac.uk...
> Uh-huh.
>
> "Mr. Whippy" wrote:
> >
> > "A woman described today how her bargain-hunter husband died in a freak
> > accident.  She told reporters that her husband, who was only 47, bought
9
> > duvets and 9 pairs of pillow cases on Monday.  Then on Tuesday returned
to
> > the same shop and purchased 5 pairs of bath sheets.  He was putting them
> > into a high cupboard when the weight of the bath sheets caused the whole
> > pile to fall out suffocating the man almost instantly."
> >
> > The headline on the read "Man killed in twin towels collapse caused by
bed
> > linen".
> >
> > Ed
> >
> > --
> > "In the beginning was The Word,
> > and The Word was a pile
> > of poop because it was made by Channel 4
> > and had that bloke from Manchester in it."
>
> --
> =========
>  ALASKA!  -  Yeah, but she still won't.
> ========

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