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Article #1149An Ode to the Square Root of 99856
From: davidghill
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 1995 00:00
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 1995 00:00
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Around the world and in your town, 316 is bringing happiness and light to
children everywhere.
316 fills us all with love. Now that 316 is upon us, there are 312 more
horsemen of the apocalypse. We will never have to want for a strip of
pavement again
316 riders of 316 burros going down 316 canyons in 316 western states. A
moving 316 image, to say the very list.
Did you know, that Waffle House sells over 316 orders of "Scattered
Smothered Covered and Three-Sixteened" hashbrowns every day.
316 now comes in creamy and chunky, and wont damage fine silk or tooth
enamel.
316 can hit its number in 72 holes.
316 is covered with down and gives me images of a caramel sundae with 316
cherries.
33 16 banana na na 16 me mi mo 16. 316! do do dododododod!
312 313 314 315
3333 1 66666
3 1 6
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3 1 6 6
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In the beginnning, Georgia made 315 roads, and they all sucked, but when
the lamb built the seventh interchange, 316 came in to being, and it was
good.
78 is Dead - Neitzsche
Neitzsche is Dead - 78
I drive 316 - God
DoBeDoBeDo - Frank Sinatra
My dad drives 316 - Jesus
316 or not 316 - Bill "316 for the masses" Shakespeare
Cogito ergo 316 - Rene "Wayne Shackleford for Eternal Light" Descartes
316 control of the means of production - Karl "316s of the world, 316" Marx
who would have thought that squaring 17.77638883 would have so many
powerful implications for the universe.
Did you know that sum total of all the satellites in the Solar System is
PRETTY DAMN CLOSE to 316. Didja! Didja!?
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People who use the term "University Parkway" should be shot on sight.
316 Bottles of beer on the Wall, 316 Bottles of Beer, take one down, pass
it around, and there's still 316 bottles of beer on the wall. It's not
just a strip of concrete- It's 316Maaagic!
Look for your 316 Commemorative Budwine Bottle and the 316 local Bell
Food and 316 Stores.
Open 316 hours a day, 316 days a week, 316 weeks a year, 316 years a
decade, 316 decades a millinneum, 316 millinea an eon.
You have time to get 316
You love 316
david316hill
at@dot.dot 316@316.hwy.ga.us @at.dot.
http://www.316.hwy.ga.us:316/316/316.html
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davidghill
at@dot.dot mondobum@panix.com @at.dot.
http://www.io.com/user/mondobum
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