🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 17 Oct 1994 23:25:49 GMT, Dave Gardner (pdg@netcom.com) wrote:
= On Sun, 16 Oct 1994 02:26:51 GMT, kEN Colburn wrote:
= : i too have been abused by the Net. For several months now, monkeys from 
= : the planet Grrogx have sent me hatemale directly to my brain. There is 
= : also a crazy woman stalking me,sending emale even when i'm offline. i 
= : can't even go to the bathroom or sleep.
= Hey Ken, I too was afflicted by this problem till I started wrapping tin
= foil around my head.  Reynolds extra thick works best, just make sure you
= leave holes for breathing and seeing. 

	I have found that the commercial heavy foil that is gold in color 
on one side is best for keeping out the harmful Xanthaxian beans and 
rays.  The amazing thing is that of you keep the gold on the outside, 
you'll receive the radio signals from Trantor.
	Elvis was doing a duet with Marilyn last night, and they were 
simply DIVINE!

	WOOF.
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