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From: maninyas
Date: Mon, 01 Apr 1996 00:00
Date: Mon, 01 Apr 1996 00:00
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AUTOMATIC CONFIGURATION - NO MORE SOFTWARE FAILURES!
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BETTER THAN "PLUG AND PLAY"
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A SPECIAL NEVER TO BE REPEATED ONE-DAY OFFER!
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A revolutionary new software product can minimise general
protection faults, hardware incompatibility and online
connect failures by optimising your software adaptively
according to its present configuration. ALL systems are
catered for, and NO FURTHER UPDATES will be necessary,
because the power of the net is utilised to acquire new setup
information completely automatically.
Using the techniques of the virus writers, but to benign
effect, LO-FAIL PRO 1.4 uses heuristic algorithms to adjust
parameters in your configuration, initialisation and registry
files to optimise the performance of your system. LO-FAIL PRO
compiles a local database of all significant configuration
parameters of your system, and each time you connect to the
internet, it releases an "heuristic search daemon", (HSD)
which runs on any available server, and searches the entire
net for information relating to your software and hardware
setup, and which will report back to the local copy on your
machine the next time you log on.
Wanton proliferation of HSDs is prevented by programming each
with a serial number and the IP address of its originating
machine. Servers running LFP maintain a list of all current
copies, and will delete duplicates, leaving only the most
recently dated.
LO-FAIL PRO is shareware, which for ONE DAY ONLY, the first
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only, you can obtain it from our web site at
http://www.ukshop.com/lfp.
Hurry! This offer ends at midnight (BST).
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