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From: maninyas
Date: Mon, 01 Apr 1996 00:00
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AUTOMATIC CONFIGURATION - NO MORE SOFTWARE FAILURES!
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BETTER THAN "PLUG AND PLAY"
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A SPECIAL NEVER TO BE REPEATED ONE-DAY OFFER!
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A revolutionary new software product can minimise general 
protection faults, hardware incompatibility and online 
connect failures by optimising your software adaptively 
according to its present configuration. ALL systems are 
catered for, and NO FURTHER UPDATES will be necessary, 
because the power of the net is utilised to acquire new setup 
information completely automatically.

Using the techniques of the virus writers, but to benign 
effect, LO-FAIL PRO 1.4 uses heuristic algorithms to adjust 
parameters in your configuration, initialisation and registry 
files to optimise the performance of your system. LO-FAIL PRO 
compiles a local database of all significant configuration 
parameters of your system, and each time you connect to the 
internet, it releases an "heuristic search daemon", (HSD) 
which runs on any available server, and searches the entire 
net for information relating to your software and hardware 
setup, and which will report back to the local copy on your 
machine the next time you log on.

Wanton proliferation of HSDs is prevented by programming each 
with a serial number and the IP address of its originating 
machine. Servers running LFP maintain a list of all current 
copies, and will delete duplicates, leaving only the most 
recently dated.

LO-FAIL PRO is shareware, which for ONE DAY ONLY, the first 
of this month, is available ABSOLUTELY FREE! Yes, for today 
only, you can obtain it from our web site at

                   http://www.ukshop.com/lfp.

Hurry! This offer ends at midnight (BST).

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Date: 1996/04/01
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