🚀 go-pugleaf

This is not really a bug report.  I just noticed that your entertaining man
pages of ``celibacy.1'' and ``sex.6'' were not written in troff format, so
I took some spare time to format them for you.  I claim no rights to them,
so you may do as you please with them.
If I should have used some other email address to contact you, I apologize for
my ignorance.
		Edgar M. Cooke	cooke@sra.co.jp

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# then unpack it by saving it in a file and typing "sh file".
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# Wrapped by srawgw!cooke on Thu Jun  7 13:29:41 JST 1990
# Contents:  sex.6 celibacy.1
 
echo x - sex.6
sed 's/^@//' > "sex.6" <<'@//E*O*F sex.6//'
@.TH SEX 6 "1987 February 15" "Printed 15/2/87" "EUNUCH Programmer's Manual"
@.SH NAME
sex \- have sex
@.SH SYNOPSIS
@.B sex
[ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
@.SH DESCRIPTION
@.I sex
allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line.
If no users are specified,
they are taken from the
@.B \s-1LOVERS\s0
environment variable.
@.PP
Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
@.TP 8
@.B -1
masturbate
@.TP
@.B -a
external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
@.TP
@.B -b
buggery
@.TP
@.BI -B animal
bestiality with
@.I animal
@.TP
@.B -c
chocolate sauce option
@.TP
@.B -C
chaining option (cuffs included) (see also
@.BR "-m -s -W" )
@.TP
@.BI -d file
get a date with the features described in
@.I file
@.TP
@.B -e
exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
@.TP
@.B -f
foreplay option
@.TP
@.B -F
nasal sex with plants
@.TP
@.B -i
coitus interruptus (messy!)
@.TP
@.B -j
jacuzzi option (California sites only)
@.TP
@.B -l
leather option
@.TP
@.B -m
masochism (see
@.BR -s )
@.TP
@.B -M
triple parallel
@.ie t \{\
@.RI ( m\ze\|\(aanage
@.I \za\|\(ga
\}
@.el \{\
@.RI ( menage
@.I a
\}
@.IR trois )
option
@.TP
@.B -n
necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
@.TP
@.B -o
oral option
@.TP
@.B -O
parallel access (orgy)
@.TP
@.B -p
debug option (proposition only)
@.TP
@.B -P
pedophilia (must specify a child process)
@.TP
@.B -q
quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
@.TP
@.B -s
sadism (target must set
@.BR -m )
@.TP
@.B -S
sundae option
@.TP
@.B -v
voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
@.TP
@.B -w
whipped cream option
@.TP
@.B -W
whips (see also
@.BR -s ,
@.BR -C ,
and
@.BR -m )
@.SH ENVIRONMENT
@.TP
@.B \s-1LOVERS\s0
is a list of default partners which will be used
if none are specified in the command line.
If any are specified, the values in
@.B \s-1LOVERS\s0
is ignored.
@.SH FILES
@.ta \w'/usr/lib/sex/blackbook\ \ \ \ 'u
/usr/lib/sex/animals	animals for bestiality

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook	possible dates

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes	sundae recipes

/usr/lib/sex/s&m	sado-masochistic equipment
@.SH BUGS
@.B ^C
(quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
@.PP
@.B ^Z
(stop process) is usually quite messy.
@.SH MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.
@.SH HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
@//E*O*F sex.6//
chmod u=rw,g=r,o=r sex.6
 
echo x - celibacy.1
sed 's/^@//' > "celibacy.1" <<'@//E*O*F celibacy.1//'
@.TH CELIBACY 1 "1987 February 15" "Printed 15/2/87" "UNIX Programmer's Manual"
@.SH NAME
celibacy \- don't have sex
@.SH SYNOPSIS
@.B celibacy
@.SH DESCRIPTION
Does nothing worth mentioning.
@//E*O*F celibacy.1//
chmod u=rw,g=r,o=r celibacy.1
 
echo Inspecting for damage in transit...
temp=/tmp/shar$$; dtemp=/tmp/.shar$$
trap "rm -f $temp $dtemp; exit" 0 1 2 3 15
cat > $temp <<\!!!
     139     389    2173 sex.6
       7      28     187 celibacy.1
     146     417    2360 total
!!!
wc  sex.6 celibacy.1 | sed 's=[^ ]*/==' | diff -b $temp - >$dtemp
if [ -s $dtemp ]
then echo "Ouch [diff of wc output]:" ; cat $dtemp
else echo "No problems found."
fi
exit 0