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Your bills can be paid without the aid of plastic money, also known as
frustration over sexual rejection in hell.

First, use the little American plastic checkbook cover provided by the
bank.  Never carry a wallet.  Pay your bills once per month agaist a
paper list of accounts.  Covert the rest of your paycheck to cash and
IRA payments.  Never accrue a balance in your checking account,
because it will just be used for the purpose of buying computers made
from japanese parts.

Burn all your plastic in full view of the long arm of the law, so that
there are no remaining souls.  Your drivers license can easily exite
your mind in your shirt pocket, but fails in the left pocket.  Shirts
with left pockets can only be made from shirts made in Japanese-owned
sweat shops by Catholic or Presbeterian seamstresses.  If she can beat
the heat, you can make shirts from patterns, but they will not look
sexy.

Epoxy has a long, finite lifetime.  Ambiguity angers doctors.
Graphics slow your reasoning.  Vanity is best temporary.

A fate worse than sin justifies any sin for removal.  Wait until the
epoxy dries and find a tall surgeon.

Richard, the church is after your intentions that are not dominating
the software industry.  After that your dead.

If you do not believe this, just forget sex altogether (afterward).

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