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On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:20:49 +0545, "Werther van der Drempelkut"
<elfin.lung.warts@alt.pets.ferrets.lusty-clacker-smacker.biz.ireland>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye evil-eyed wimpled, am I your bird? I mean to
>shift my bush, ye evacuated:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:00:44 -0400, Tattoo Vampire
>> <sitting@this.computer> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>>> I've driven countless people insane, ripped apart entire interest
>>>> groups and started massive, 50,000+ post flame wars from one end of
>>>> Usenet to the other.  I once hammered the Portal of Evil forums so
>>>> badly that they completely severed one of their own multi-thousand
>>>> post FORUMS just to try and stop me from poasting.  I am the most
>>>> hated of the hated, even those self-titled troll jobbies like
>>>> Something Awful, Portal of Evil, Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan
>>>> cower in my presence.  Scared to death of actually engaging with me
>>>> and risking their social dynamic they resort to Nazi style post and
>>>> account burning, attempting to spread over the top slander to try and
>>>> over-compensate for their inability to contend against me on any
>>>> direct level...their fear is the sweetest honey and I ever so much
>>>> delight in their cowardly, whimpering defeat.    `, )
>>>
>>>N<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> You're going to be dead in less than a hundred years and NO ONE is
>> ever going to remember YOU for anything, least of all your small
>> minded, fuckwitted little NONpinions about me and my life.
>
>
>What life? 

Yours, currently.  I have such a lovely collection.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )