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Re: Just How The Fuck Stupid Is Google?

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From: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:31
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On 31 Jul 2008 15:06:01 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>
wrote:

>On 31 Jul 2008 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Onideus
>Mad Hatter cry out in news:21139412smgb6144irpjopc9u0mc2tglmj@4ax.com... 
>
>> On 30 Jul 2008 22:44:43 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>
>> wrote:
>> 
>>>On 30 Jul 2008 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Onideus
>>>Mad Hatter cry out in
>>>news:9l029497e8bfn9t1ge2qu73vmfggla06nj@4ax.com... 
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:53:30 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of
>>>> Confusion
>>>> <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org>
>>>> wrote: 
>>>> 
>>>>>On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:57:50 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter attempted to
>>>>>confuse the issue further by blatantly stealing from Jade:
>>>>>> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:00:48 -0400, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> <wank wank wank wank>
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Your mom would appreciate if you used a tissue when you did that.
>>>>>> She's tired of sitting in your goo when she checks email.
>>>>>
>>>>>Do you walk with one cane, or two?
>>>> 
>>>> The only crutch I need is yer mom and only in bed.
>>>> 
>>>
>>>DING!
>>>
>>>not one, not two, but THREE YO MOMMA (F)lames in one day!!  
>>>
>>>you're on a roll!!
>> 
>> Technically, it's YOU fags that are on the roll.  Do attempt to try
>> and deserve better, who knows, with enough collective stupid power,
>> hey, I might just be able to sum up enough "give a fuck" power to
>> actually waste some GOOD material on you bottom feeding little lesser
>> halfwits.
>> 
>
>fags
>stupid
>"give a fuck"
>GOOD
>
>There ya go... shortened it up for ya

You mean for yourself, tripfag.  You're the one who has to skim and
stumble yer way through posts due to a lack of attention and
education, don't try and "share" your problems with the rest of us.
You might think about taking some Ritalin before you read Usenet, see
if you can't pay the fuck attention for longer than 3 seconds at a
time.  Go slow.  Sound out all those "big" words.  Ask for help if you
need it.  There's no shame in admitting your illiteracy problem so
long as you're attempting to overcome it...at least, that's what your
therapist told me to tell you.

 --

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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From: Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
Newsgroups: google.public.support.general,24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600
Subject: Re: Just How The Fuck Stupid Is Google?
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