🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:42:08 -0700, ���hwأf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Why were you banned, cRaZy PeRsOn?

Most likely cause of that Google rating system, basically every time I
make some Google froup using doorknob all pissy and butthurt they run
crying to Google about what a horrible, bad man I am and they likely
did it just to shut the little wankers up.  I wish I could simply
block my posts from ever even showing up on Google though, that would
be ideal.  No sense in letting Webbie tards participate in any
discussions I start, their stupidity is neither wanted nor needed.

>> *gasp*
>> 
>> DUN DUN DUN DUN!
>> 
>> OH MY GAWD, HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE?!
>> 
>> HOLY SHIT, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE TOO!!1!

>You just lost your web-cred.

Yeah all the 3117 Webtards, man they're so anonymous you'll NEVER be
able to find out their parents address!  *snicker*

>>>Registrant Contact:
>>>Backwater Productions
>>>Matthew Moulton
>>>
>>>313 South East J Street, Apt A
>>>Grants Pass, OR 97526
>>>US
>> 
>> ...er, wait a minute.  Hey thanks for reminding me I need to update
>> that, Hatter Addict.
>> 
>> PS - free cl00 for ya, dumbfuck, I freely post my full name, address,
>> phone number, cell number, etc, etc, etc...so it's not as if you've
>> uncovered some incredible sekrat info that the whole fucking left side
>> of Usenet didn't already the fuck know about, but hey, don't let that
>> stop you from feeling all CSI: Retard on us, Dipshit.

>And still....NOBODY CALLS :)
>Mheh.

Oh I get quite a few calls actually, especially on my cell number.  A
lot of them I ignore though, usually cause I'm too busy. Interestingly
enough though I never get any Hatter haters callin me up, only people
who are pleasant and civilized...then again it could just be that said
Hatter haters just don't have the balls to act in RL the way that they
do online.

I had this tweenager one time who was callin me like every other day,
I think he had some kind of gay fanboi crush or something cause he was
always wanting to "just talk" and shit.  He'd do strange shit like
play MP3s over the phone for me for one time he even played his guitar
for me.  He started getting kinda creepy though so I started ignoring
his calls, plus it's generally not a good idea to be conversing too
much with tweenagers over the Internet anyway.  He could have been a
government jobbie just layin a trap for all I know.

Usually if I get a call from some tweenager I let them know how
fucking stupid it is and that they shouldn't be trying to meet or get
in contact with anyone online, especially an adult.  Usually their
response to that is that they can trust me because they "know me"
online...at which point I try to explain to them that not everything
they read online is real and for all they know I could really be some
kind of an axe murderer or posting the address and phone number of
someone who ISN'T me, who might turn out to be an axe murderer.

I've also got a couple fanbois at work, one of which got a job with us
simply because I worked there and he thought that was just all shades
of cool.  One of them has this especially annoying tendency to want to
sit at the same table with me on breaks/lunches and is always spouting
of inane, stupid shit and thinks I'm a hacker and that the only reason
I deny it is because it somehow magically fools teh gub'ment jobbies.
*rolls eyes*

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the 
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you 
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity 
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct 
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others 
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start 
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that 
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just 
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. 
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, 
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly 
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip 
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand 
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible 
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even 
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, 
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you 
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton 
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a 
function?" 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. 
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast 
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww, 
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )