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1 total messages Started by Milovanovi� Milomir - Miki Thu, 02 Mar 2000 00:00
kompjuteri su zenskog roda?! [eng]
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Author: Milovanovi� Milomir - Miki
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 2000 00:00
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Subject: kompjuteri su zenskog roda?!
From: "Loma" <lomic@yubc.net>
Newsgroups: yu.humor.vic

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

6.  As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5.  No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4.  Even you smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
3.  The native  language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
2.  The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If
you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
of your paycheque on accessories for it!

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