Stupid Tech Suppport 1 [eng]

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Author: Milovanovi� Milomir - Miki
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 2000 00:00

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Subject: Stupid Tech Suppport 1
From: "Nenad Milosevic" <milnen@BankerInter.Net>
Newsgroups: yu.humor.vic

Tech Support (an elderly sounding woman): "Hello, Commodore customer 
service. May I help you?"
Customer: "Yes, I'm trying to find the file format for Deluxe Music 
Construction Set."
Tech Support: "You want to format a disk? Lemme see..." (paper rustles)
Customer: "No. I'm looking for documentation on the file format for 
DMCS."
Tech Support: "Oh, yes. I've got documentation here." (paper rustles) 
"Ok, to format a disk, first you--"
Customer: "No, no...I'm looking for the file format for--"
Tech Support: "You want to format a file? I umm..." (paper rustles 
again)
Customer: "NO... I DO NOT WANT TO FORMAT A FILE!"
Tech Support: "Ok, well, to format a disk, you--"
Customer: "NO! I don't want to format a disk. I'm a programmer. I'm 
trying to find some documentation on--"
Tech Support: "We have documentation."
Customer: "Yes, I understand. But I'm looking for specific documentation
on software that I bought through Commodore. I'm looking for 
documentation on the file format for Deluxe Music Construction Set--"
Tech Support: (paper rustles) "You want to format a file?"
Customer: "No, I-- Is there someone else there I can talk to?"
Tech Support: "No. No one here but me."

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