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Hard Licker Hash
BFH3 Hash #60
[Last one anyone counted was #35! We paid Arthur Andersen $50,000 out
of hash cash to figure this out.]
Saturday, September 18
4:00pm
Parking lot of Marsh, north of the bypass
$3 (cheap!)

Hares: Dr. Dicklittle (for when your RX says "small")
and Cunning Linguist

"Is that a bottle of gin in your pocket, or are you just happy
to see me?"

Our forefathers (Four fathers??? Has Mommy explained why you
have so many "uncles"?) were the Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers of
the 1930s, who hashed in the Malaysian jungle, much as we hash, except
they laid trail with paper instead of flour. And, they drank gin
instead of beer. In the spirit of retro-mania, we will have an Olde
Style Hashe, a Malay melee, which will enable the Blooming Fools to
get in touch with their heritage and severely abuse their livers.

For those who don't want to drink gin, there will be a
non-alcoholic alternative -- beer. OK, so beer has some alcohol, but
not as much as gin, you have to admit.

Seriously, there will be water.
(But we'll put a little gin in it.)

No, really seriously, we won't put any gin in it.
(Except a little.)

Directions:

FROM BLOOMINGTON: Take the bypass north/west. After passing Walnut and
College (before getting to 37), Kinser Pike will be the first big
light. Turn right onto Kinser Pike, then take the left into Marsh's
parking lot. You may also just take Kinser Pike (west of Rogers) up
from town and across the bypass.

FROM NORTH/SOUTH/WEST OF BLOOMINGTON:
From 37, get off at the 45/46 exit. One mile after the exit, at the
light, take a left on Kinser Pike, and then take the first left into
the parking lot of Marsh.

FROM EAST OF BLOOMINGTON:
You're just trying my patience.
Go to Ellettsville and follow those directions. That'll teach you.
Damn you.

FROM MARSH:
If you are already at Marsh, you don't need to go anywhere.
Why the hell are you already at Marsh? What -- are you going to hash
while holding groceries? I'd like to see that. Huh.

--Cunning Linguist

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For more info on hashing, e-mail me at jbranigi@indiana.edu or check out 
http://www.half-mind.com

If you have half a mind to hash, that's all you need!

WL