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Article #5796RE: Whatever
From: Mary Kay Davis
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:14
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:14
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> >>Yes, I do know everything!! As I have already told you, I am God!!! Now, kiss >my foot, you earth scum!!!! I know you're having problems right now, but I can >help you help yourself!!!! All you have to do is visualize the tootsie roll >all melted in one big goopy pile, then try, try again!!!! Yes, with the right >pair of underoos, one can aheive greatness!!! Especially ones with Skelator >on them!!! Hey, I like >drinking pickle juice!!!! Once I was dared to, so, I drank some through a hot pink straw, and I liked it , so, I drank some more!!!! >Wow, how amazing!!!!! Well, I gotta go to my Albanian Truckdriving class, so >I'll be seein ya!!!!! > K.L. > >--- Maximus 2.01wb > * Origin: InfoSite * Rochester, NY * (716)442-9590 * (1:2613/117) I am truely sorry and I humbly repent...WAIT! hmmm...As we forgive those who tresspass....umm...Oh! We the people of the...no! How do you pray to a goddess, anyway?! I REFUSE TO KISS YOUR FOOT! I would eat my History teacher's warts before doing THAT! Any certain music I should listen to while visualizing? Sorry. I only have wonder woman underoos...make a greatHalloween costume though! I prefer celery to pickle...but with you Juice Man juicer, you can conquer anything you please! Yes You too can juice everything from a tomato to a cow! YUMMY! And with your thigh-master... I took that class last year...Who is your instructor? Next thing you know, you'll have your license! Just wait! You won't believe the look of pride on your parents face when you recite that Albanion Truck Driver's Pledge...It brought tears to my mothers eyes! Can you recomend the best place to learn how to play the bongos? I've searched everywhere! Any clue? Have blast...but be careful with those fire crackers...it was really tough for me to smuggle them into the asylum! BYE NOW! MARY KAY DAVIS -- uucp: uunet!m2xenix!puddle!343!80!Mary.Kay.Davis Internet: Mary.Kay.Davis@f80.n343.z1.fidonet.org
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!sdd.hp.com!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!spool.mu.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!news.unomaha.edu!psgrain!puddle!f80.n343.z1.fidonet.org!Mary.Kay.Davis From: Mary.Kay.Davis@f80.n343.z1.fidonet.org (Mary Kay Davis) Sender: ufgate@puddle.fidonet.org (newsout1.26) Newsgroups: k12.chat.junior Subject: RE: Whatever Message-ID: <42666.2B67F505@puddle.fidonet.org> Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 22:14:11 PDT Organization: FidoNet node 1:343/80 - Auburn Ed-Net, Auburn WA Lines: 37