A Chestnut

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From: Jim Ryan
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 05:12

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This one is something of a chestnut, but it may provide some 
amusement if you haven't heard it. 
 
 
 A man enters a tavern and asks the bartender for a glass 
of water.  The barkeep pulls a double-barrel shotgun out from 
beneath the bar, points it at the man's head, and cocks both 
hammers.  The man smiles broadly, thanks the bartender very  
warmly and walks back out the door.

 
 What just happened? 
  
  
  
 
... OFFLINE 1.36 * Give George Bush more vacation time 


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