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"SlipperySlope" <THEGook@zip.net> wrote in message
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> Redheadmom wrote:
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> > Having read some of the many posts on the subject, I've
> > come to the conclusion that there are so many different
> > customs and rules of etiquette in the use of
> > chopsticks, the best I can do is at least not stick my
> > chopsticks upright in my rice.  My question is, why not
> > just eat with a fork, knife and spoon?  If one is in a
> > Chinese restaurant in the USA, is that really a
> > problem?  Or is it one way to avoid any unintentional
> > rudeness?  I don't really care who is laughing, but I
> > don't want to offend anyone..
> >
> > sk8girl
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> White folks don't know how STUPIDLY RIDICULOUS they look trying to eat
> rice from a plate!
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> Long grain rice is the staple in chinese food.  Long grain rice is NOT
> sticky and DOES NOT glob up like short-grain served in japanese and
> korean places.  When I'm in a restaurant watching the idiot whiteys
> trying to pick up long-grain rice FROM A PLATE it takes everything
> inside to keep myself from going up to them and tell to eat with a
> goddamn fork cause they look like FUCKING IDIOTS!
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> If you "must" eat with chopsticks THEN DO THE FOLLOWING: ask the waiter
> for a ****RICE BOWL****.  TAKE THE RICE ***FROM THE PLATE*** AND PUT
> SOME INTO THE RICE BOWL THEN *****SCOOP THE RICE INTO YOUR MOUTH WITH
> THE CHOPSTICKS*****.  IF YOU BOTHER TO PAY ATTENTION, YOU MIGHT NOTICE
> THAT THAT IS THE WAY THE CHINESE GET THE RICE INTO THEIR MOUTHS ****WHEN
> THEY EAT RICE WITH CHOPSTICKS****!
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> Stop and think for a minute how stupid and ridiculous you look trying to
> pick up grains of rice from a plate with chopsticks!!
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Why  would anyone take advice from some one who uses such fowl language?
Clarence