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Re: Chopsticks - one final question

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From: SlipperySlope
Date: Fri, 08 Mar 2002 19:46
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Redheadmom wrote:

> Having read some of the many posts on the subject, I've
> come to the conclusion that there are so many different
> customs and rules of etiquette in the use of
> chopsticks, the best I can do is at least not stick my
> chopsticks upright in my rice.  My question is, why not
> just eat with a fork, knife and spoon?  If one is in a
> Chinese restaurant in the USA, is that really a
> problem?  Or is it one way to avoid any unintentional
> rudeness?  I don't really care who is laughing, but I
> don't want to offend anyone..
>
> sk8girl

White folks don't know how STUPIDLY RIDICULOUS they look trying to eat
rice from a plate!

Long grain rice is the staple in chinese food.  Long grain rice is NOT
sticky and DOES NOT glob up like short-grain served in japanese and
korean places.  When I'm in a restaurant watching the idiot whiteys
trying to pick up long-grain rice FROM A PLATE it takes everything
inside to keep myself from going up to them and tell to eat with a
goddamn fork cause they look like FUCKING IDIOTS!

If you "must" eat with chopsticks THEN DO THE FOLLOWING: ask the waiter
for a ****RICE BOWL****.  TAKE THE RICE ***FROM THE PLATE*** AND PUT
SOME INTO THE RICE BOWL THEN *****SCOOP THE RICE INTO YOUR MOUTH WITH
THE CHOPSTICKS*****.  IF YOU BOTHER TO PAY ATTENTION, YOU MIGHT NOTICE
THAT THAT IS THE WAY THE CHINESE GET THE RICE INTO THEIR MOUTHS ****WHEN
THEY EAT RICE WITH CHOPSTICKS****!

Stop and think for a minute how stupid and ridiculous you look trying to
pick up grains of rice from a plate with chopsticks!!
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