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MHigby@Primenet.com (Michael Higby) wrote:

> mcaldon@wavenet.com (Don McKenzie) writes:

>>Will the secession be peaceful, like Quebec's effort, or more like
>>Chechnya or Chiapas?

Should this latest attempt at saying 'fuck you!' to everyone else,
'I've got my little piece of suburban heaven!' succeed, the problem
remains of where to put the newly liberated San Fernando Valley.
Clearly it cannot remain in such proximity to the city it scorned. 

My suggestion would be to relocate the new Lawnmower Republic just
south of Blythe, a town that could use some stimulation, but not too
much. I picture newly liberated Valleyites preparing for their exodus,
the mummified body of Sam Yorty carried reverently as they march forth
ecstatically singing the theme song from the Love Boat. 

Most, tragically, do not reach the Promised Backyard, drowning in an
ill-fated attempt to walk across the Salton Sea in the mistaken belief
that real Angelinos (who couldn't actually give a fuck) are chasing
them down.

Have a real great life, Valley!!!

Andy Katz

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