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In Your Dreams wrote about Arnold Feinstein and Dianne Schwarzenegger:
> 
> The Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 121)
>    August 11, 2003
>    Political Action Figures Edition
> 

Your latest list is stillborn. Number 1, Arnold Schwarzenegger 
is not a conservative. He is a rino, and if elected will be 
the savior of Democratic Party policies and programs in California.

As far as being a Republican, the potential of Arnold Schwarzenegger 
as California's next governor is that when it comes to creeping
socialism, 
"Democrats initiate, Republicans consolidate".

> 
>    1 Arnold Schwarzenegger   Cyborg Cyborg Cyborg
>    Running Man in Total Recall shocker! Hasta la vista, Gray Davis!
>    GAAAAH! And I have to put up with two more months of this? The movie
>    puns, oh the agonizing movie puns. Yes, Californians are now faced
>    with the very real possibility that the Groping Austrian Beefcake is
>    going to become Governor Groping Austrian Beefcake after the special
>    recall election takes place on October 7th. Arnold is of course the
>    front-runner in this election simply because he's a man-mountain with
>    an incomprehensible accent and a talent for impersonating robots -
>    which will obviously go a long way towards fixing California's energy
>    crisis and budget deficit. But seriously, folks, does anyone actually
>    know what the guy's policies are? I mean, the ability to spout off
>    "I'll be back (wink)" on cue is obviously endearing, but does Arnold
>    have any thoughts about how to solve California's problems? I guess it
>    doesn't matter to the millions of Californians who, clearly hypnotized
>    by a media struggling to get a sniff of Schwarzenegger's butt cheeks,
>    are planning on voting for the dude because he's, well, The
>    Terminator. Policies? That's for politicians, man. Bring on a dude who
>    fights killer androids from the future. Let's face it, Jesse "Ain't
>    Got Time To Bleed" Ventura already set high standards for actors from
>    the movie Predator - personally I'm hoping to see Carl Weathers
>    declare his intention to run for president this fall. So will Arnold
>    Jingle All The Way to the Governor's mansion? [That's it, you're fired
>    - Ed.]
> 

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