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Re: Tom Cruise: Queer as a 3$ bill

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From: Papa Lazarou
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 2003 19:16
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Bob <chil-out@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>Hitman of Las Vegas wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 16 Jan 2003 05:37:53 +0100 (CET), Anonymous
>> <nobody@nox.lemuria.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >The complaint flatly states, "Tom Cruise is not and has never been
>> >a homosexual."
>>
>> COME ON!!!!
>
>Do you have personal knowledge that T.C. is a homosexual?

Well, he was once an altar boy and trained to be a catholic priest, so
it would be surprising if any tendencies towards heterosexuality hadn't
been beaten from Cruise before his, uh, reprogramming by the
Hubbardians. And I suppose Penelope Cruz does kinda look like a wee
little man with boobies...

-- 
Papa Lazarou
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From: Papa Lazarou <bill@munged.com>
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Subject: Re: Tom Cruise: Queer as a 3$ bill
Date: 18 Jan 2003 13:16:12 -0600
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