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6 total messages Started by hui Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
$10 = Thousand with amazing new program
#21
Author: hui
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 00:00
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Accept Credit Cards VERY Inexpensively
#15
Author: Accept Credit Cards
Date: Thu, 01 May 1997 00:00
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If you have ever looked at accepting credit cards for selling anything
on the net, you need to get our special report on merchant accounts.
Here is what you will learn:

1. Get A Merchant Account With NO Monthly Fees at All.
2. Get A Merchant Account For Selling High Ticket Items.
3. Get A Merchant Account If You Are NOT A US Citizen.
4. Process Credit Cards Using Your Telephone for $195.
5. Get A Credit Card Terminal OR PC Processing Software for $295

In all of these programs, you will qualify even if you are a home based,
brand new start-up business that doesn't even have any inventory on
hand.
Here's the details.

GET A MERCHANT ACCOUNT WITH NO MONTHLY FEES
Our report tells you how to contact a processor that will give you a
merchant account with the following fees:

PROGRAM 1
Set Up Fee: $75, refunded if declined
Discount Rate: 1.55% for card-swiped transactions
Discount Rate: 2.00% for Internet and mail order based sales
Transaction Fee: 30 cents
Monthly Minimum Fee: NONE
Statement Fee: NONE
Chargeback Fee: NONE

All funds are deposited in a FREE checking account set up for you at the
settlement bank in California. To get your money, simply write a check.
You can call an 800 number to get your exact account balance at any
time. There is NO fee to use the checking account if you write under 10
checks per month. This is the SAME merchant account others are offering
only if you spend $1000 on a terminal or sign a 48 month lease that
costs you over $2000 in mandatory payments. 

Approval Criteria
To qualify for this account, your product MUST NOT be one of the
following:
* Adult Materials or Services
* Pre-paid Calling Cards
* Discount Coupon Books
* Travel Related Services
* Memberships or Subscriptions
* Computer Systems
* Business Opportunity Reports
* Work at Home Programs
* Services Paid in Advance More than 30 Days

Business wise, you need to have one of the following:
A ficticious name registration -OR-
A local business license       -OR-
A state sales tax permit

This documentation MUST be in the name of your business that you are
marketing under.

Creditwise, anything flies, although if you had a bankruptcy, it needs
to have been discharged.

You can be a home based start up business and get approved.

Your average ticket should be UNDER $500 and your initial monthly volume
should be under $5000.

PROGRAM 2.
If you want the money to go in your own bank, or are selling computer
systems or anything else over $1000 or have a monthly volume that would
go over $8000, you need to go to Program 2. Here's the details:

Application Fee: $75, refundable if declined
Discount Rate: 2.2% plus 30 cents per transaction
Statement Fee: NONE
Monthly Minimum Fee: $20
Document Retrevial Fee: NONE
Chargeback Fee: $10 (This is not a fee if you process a credit)
Funds are deposited in your own bank in 2 business days.
Discount fees are deducted at the end of the month, making it easy to
keep your checking account in balance at all times.

You need a checking account under the name that you are marketing under.
If you are selling under your own name, than that is OK as well.
You need to provide the following documentation:
* Copy of an ad or website
* Info on the product or service you sell
* A VOID check on the account where the funds are to go.

Credit wise, you need to have reasonable personal credit to qualify. If
you have bad credit, they need a current tax return and 3 months worth
of checking account statements.

The Unacceptable List in Program 1 is still true here except that this
program is good for computer sales and other average ticket sales over
$1000. To qualify for sales over $1000, you need to provide at least 3
months worth of checking account statements and possibly a tax return to
show that you have a non-credit card income that at lease reflects your
requested monthly credit card volume. This is to reduce the risk of you
not being able to cover refunds or chargebacks.

PROGRAM 3. HIGH RISK AND FOREIGN MERCHANTS
If you are selling any of the following:
* Adult Materials or Services
* Pre-paid Calling Cards
* Discount Coupon Books
* Travel Related Services
* Memberships or Subscriptions
* Computer Systems
* Services Paid in Advance More than 30 Days

or you are a non US based merchant, we recommend a processor that offers
the following:
Discount Rate: 10%
Other Fees: NONE
Annual Secure Server Fee: $150
Set Up Fee: NONE
Credit or Business Requirements: NONE

All transactions are submitted to the network via a secure web page
which is set up for you at no additional cost. You get your money paid
by check every week. You can get a lower discount rate by paying a
higher up front fee. We can not guarantee the integrity of this
operation, but know a few merchants using it successfully.

PROGRAM 4. PROCESS BY TELEPHONE FOR $195.
If you are selling a tangible product or operate a service business such
as a plumber, contractor, electrician, etc., you can eliminate the need
for processing equipment altogether. You enter all transactions into
your telephone, which then connects to the processing center and
completes the transaction. Here are the fees:

* Total Set up Fee: $195
* Discount Rate: 2.75% plus 30 cents
* Monthly Minimum Fee: $20
* Monthly Statement Fee: $12
* Chargeback Fee: $25

This program is limited to transactions under $500, and monthly volume
under $5000. It is designed for those looking for an inexpensive way to
start taking credit cards, or for those who sell at flea markets or swap
meets where using a terminal would not work. Personal credit must be
reasonable, with no bankruptcies or major delinquencies.

An addition to the Unacceptable List for Program 4 is computer software,
unless it is off-the-shelf software.

PROCESSING EQUIPMENT ON THE CHEAP!
If you have seen people offering credit card terminals or PC software
for $995 or on a 48 month lease for $39 per month, you are seeing rip
off artists in action. If you purchase this report, you will find out
where to get the following:

Zon Jr XL: $295
Tranz 330: $345
Printer  : $295
Tranz 420 (portable system with printer):  $695
PC Processing Software:    $295
Mac Processing Software:   $395

Even better, you don't have to pay $495 reprogramming fees to use the
equipment, contrary to what merchant account sales reps say. If you
already have equipment or software, there is NO additional reprogramming
fee with Program 1, and a $100 reprogramming fee with Program 2. No
equipment is needed with Program 3 or Program 4.

OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Our Insider's Guide to Merchant Accounts also teaches you the following
important information that you won't learn from sales reps:
* How to Prevent Chargebacks
* Liabilities You Face When Accepting Credit Cards
* What NOT to Do With Your Merchant Account
* Secrets on Getting Your Merchant Account Approved Easily

HOW TO GET THIS INFORMATION
If you are serious about wanting to accept credit cards, don't listen to
a sales rep. All they want is a commission. We are offering a factual
report, complete with names and phone numbers of the actual bankcard
processors that will provide you with the same merchant accounts the
sales reps are offering, and where to get processing equipment as much
less money than they are selling it.

This report is only $30, and it comes with a guarantee: If you get
declined for a merchant account after using our information, or can not
get the prices quoted above within 10% of our listed prices and fees,
send us a copy of the decline letter or actual fee quote and you will be
refunded your $30. If you are not interested in applying for a merchant
account, don't order this report. Refunds are ONLY made if you are
declined for a merchant account or can not get the above stated prices
or fees.

FREE BONUS #1: With your order, you get a certificate book worth $500
worth of grocery coupons of your choice. Simply select the products you
like to buy, fill out the product codes on the certificates, and send
them in. You get real grocery coupons in the mail!

FREE BONUS #2: You get a FREE 1 year subscription to either PC Magazine
or Computer Life. Simple make your selection below.
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                 INSIDER'S GUIDE TO MERCHANT ACCOUNTS

I would like your Insider's Guide to Merchant Accounts. Please send it
to:

NAME: ____________________________________

ADDRESS: _________________________________

CITY: ____________________________________

STATE/ZIP: _______________________________

PHONE NUMBER: ____________________________


I am paying as follows:

___ Check or Money Order

___ Credit Card (Verified using Address Verification) Orders are sent
only to the billing address.

Credit Card #: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __

Expiration Date: __ __ / __ __

Billing Address: ______________________________

                 ______________________________

I Understand that I will receive a refund only if I am declined for a
merchant account or I can not get approved at prices and fees within 10%
of those listed in the Guide. I agree to send a copy of the decline
letter or actual quotes to your address.

Signature: ____________________________________   Date: __________

FREE Magazine Choice: ____ PC Magazine    ____ Computer Life
-------------------------------------------------------------

SEND TO:
Cavalier Marketing Success
30 Carpenter Plaza
Suite 198
Wilmington, DE 19810

Your check will not be cashed or your card will not be charged until we
call you to confirm your order. You will then receive a phone number so
you can follow up on you order. Due to the high volume of inquiry calls,
we can not put a phone number in this message. Also DO NOT reply by
email, as all the info we have is placed here. If you wish to order by
email and are fine with sending over a credit card number, you may do
that.
Complete Bulk Email Package: $49
#16
Author: Accept Credit Cards
Date: Thu, 01 May 1997 00:00
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Looking to do Bulk E-Mail? Here's what we got for you:
Newsgroup Email address extractor
Bulk email software
SMTP servers to transmit the mail
200,000 current email addresses
Special techniques to keep away the flames.
Special Web Page that you can reference in your bulk email to promote
your product. (1 month free use. Additional months for $20/mo)

To get more info on all this, email me with your phone number so I can
discuss the specifics.

Or call Cavalier Marketing at 215-552-8927 and leave your name and
number.
I have used this method to make about $300 in one week, doing nothing at
all!

If you wish, you can use this marketing program to resell this program
if you have nothing else to sell.
Complete Bulk Email System: $49
#17
Author: Accept Credit Cards
Date: Thu, 01 May 1997 00:00
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If you are looking to do bulk email, look no further than our program.
For $49, you get:

* Newsgroup email address extractor
* Bulk emailer software
* SMTP servers to use to transmit your mail anonymously
* 200,000 fresh email addresses to get you started
* Special stealth marketing techniques
* Use of a web page that you can include in your mailings that will
not   jepordize your current web hosting service.

If you wish, you can even resell our program via bulk email!

For details, either email your name and phone number, or call our voice
mail at 215-552-8927. Leave your name and number.
Boycott of Dell Computer Corp.
#11
Author: Mike
Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 00:00
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TO:           To whom it may concern
FROM:       Miskousa Co., New York City, USA
RE:             BOYCOTT OF DELL COMPUTER CORPORATION 


We strongly believe that Dell does not stand behind their products and
service.

Our company has received dysfunctional equipment from Dell on more than
one occasion (three times). Dell offered us second-hand equipment when
we tried to return products that did not work. When we contacted Dell, a
company representative acknowledged that Dell sometimes ships equipment
that has been returned by unsatisfied customers.

Please join The Miskousa Co. in our boycott of The Dell Computer
Corporation.Please join The Association of Unsatisfied Customers of The
Dell Computer Corporation.
800 Number Internet Access
#13
Author: Jeff W
Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 00:00
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MIDC.NET introduces an 800 Number Internet Access Product.  If you
travel and require reliable, convenient, Internet Access while you
travel check out http://www.midc.net
-- 

Jeff Waters Consulting
http://www.midc.net
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