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[<230313Z22041995@anon.penet.fi>,  <an244855@anon.penet.fi>]
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I took exception to your recent  _x_ post to __concordia.general, etc.__.
                                                  (newsgroup)
                                 ___ e-mail

It was (check all that apply):

_x_ lame.
_x_ stupid.
___ much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

_x_ what you posted/said has been done before.
    (Mark only if above checked)
    _x_ Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
___ your post/letter was a pathetic imitation of   _____________________
                                                      (net.personality)
_x_ your post/letter contained numerous spelling errors.
_x_ your post/letter contained multiple grammatical errors.
___ YOUR POST CONTAINED EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION AND/OR PUNCTUATION!!!!!
___ you posted a "newgroup" message without Leader Kibo's permission.
___ you posted a "rmgroup" message without Bruce Becker's permission.
___ your post/letter was an obvious forgery.
    (Mark only if above checked)
    ___ It was done clumsily.
_x_ you have a lame login name.
_x_ your machine has a stupid name.
___ you quoted an article/letter in followup and added no new text.
___ you quoted an article/letter in followup and only added ___ lines
    of text.
___ you quoted an article in followup and only added the line "Me, too!!
___ you predicted the "Imminent Death of the Net[tm]".
___ you asked for replies via e-mail because you "don't read this group".
___ you flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
___ you flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you.
___ you posted someone else's e-mail address and then referred to them as
    your "friend".
___ your lines are 80 columns wide or wider.
___ you failed to check the "Followups-To:" line.
___ your .sig is longer than four lines.
    (Mark only if above checked)
    ___ And your news-reader truncated it.
___ your .sig is ridiculous because (check all that apply):
    ___ you listed ___ snail mail address(es).
    (Mark only if above checked)
    ___ you listed a nine-digit ZIP code.
    ___ you listed ___ phone numbers for people to use in prank calls.
    ___ you included a stupid disclaimer.
        (Mark only if above also)
         ___ your pathetic attempt at being witty in the disclaimer fail
         (Mark only if above also)
             ___ Miserably.
    ___ you included:
        (Mark all that apply)
         ___ a stupid self-quote.
     ___ a stupid quote from a net.nobody.
         ___ a Rush Limbaugh quote.
         ___ a Dan Quayle joke.
         ___ a reference to Beavis & Butthead.
         ___ blatant sucking up to DC liberals
         ___ blatant sucking up to PC liberals
         ___ lame ASCII graphic(s) (Choose all that apply):
             ___ USS Enterprise
             ___ Australia
         ___ Obvious P.C.
         ___ The Amiga logo
             ___ Company logo
                 (Mark only if above also)
                 ___ and you stated that you don't speak for your employer
         ___ Bicycle
         ___ Bart Simpson

Furthermore:

_x_ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of __concordia.general, etc.__
                                                       (newsgroup)
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the net.
_x_ You are a loser.
___ You must have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this
    clueless.
_x_ *plonk*
___ This has been pointed out to you before.
_x_ It is recommended that you:
    (Mark all that apply)
    _x_ find a volcano and throw yourself in.
    ___ get a gun and shoot yourself.
    _x_ stop reading Usenet news and get a life.
    ___ stop sending e-mail and get a life.
    ___ consume excrement.
    ___ consume excrement and thus expire.

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