"In Bed" Returns

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From: John Townsend
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 16:28

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My wife and in-laws dragged me, kicking and screaming, into a Chinese restaurant
last night, and once again, to make the best of a bad situation, I applied the
Limbaugh Test to the fortune cookies (adding the words "in bed" to each one):

   "You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time in bed."

   "Beautiful things await you in bed."

   "A wise man knows everything, a shrewd man knows everybody in bed."

   "This is a good time to finish old tasks in bed."

   "Prepare yourself for a big change of events in your personal life in bed."

It never fails.

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From: johnt@meaddata.com (John Townsend)
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Subject: "In Bed" Returns
Date: 30 Dec 1992 16:28:53 GMT
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