🚀 go-pugleaf

sensei@dojo.mi.org (the Maniak) writes:

>In article <scs.715209047@wotan.iti.org> scs@iti.org writes back:

>  > >Just occured to me that I don't have a clue as to who's speaking or
>  > >how much money was raised by the bank of SEMiSLUG.  Could some kind
>  > >soul care to fill me in?
>  > 
>  > No, no, never!  It's MINE, all MINE!!!  Hahahahahahahahahaa . . .

>Now that we've established that Steve is a raving lunatic (like there
>was ever a doubt :) )...

>Who's showing up next month?  "Inquiring minds want to know.  *I* want
>to know."

Hey -- the announcement will be out in another day or two.  Phht.

But here's the official bank data:


Recent transations on the first national bank of semislug:

  Date		  In	 Out	Balance	What
--------	-----	-----	-----	------------------------
92/08/13	00.00	00.00	00.00	Initial balance
92/08/13	37.03	00.00	37.03	Starter from SCS
92/08/13	00.00	37.03	00.00	Pop and Cookies at Krogers
92/08/13	57.35	00.00	57.35	Meeting collection
92/08/13	00.00	12.35	45.00	Partial Payment of Starter

As you can see, after an initial flurry of activity things have 
become rather stable.


Financial statement:

Assets:
	58 empty cans at $.05 ea		$ 2.90
	Cash on hand				$45.00

Debts:
	Owed to Steve Simmons			$24.68

Net worth:					$20.32

Full records are kept with the Tappet Brothers, accounting 
by Dewey, Cheathem and Howe.


At the current pace, semislug will be debt free before the end
of the calendar year.


I gotta get a life....  :-)
-- 
 "When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"
		-- Steve Simmons, scs@lokkur.dexter.mi.us