🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <354e25af.9569720@news.demon.co.uk>, Simon Atkinson
<Simes@raunds.demon.co.uk> writes
>>for now i have slipped  some slips of paper in between  them
>>the client  is  worried  they  might  catch  fire??  (there was a sci fi
>>book  called  farenhieght  371 ??)
>
>Farenheit 451 - the temp at which book paper spontaneously combusts.
>take the paper out - it is doing no good and is only worrying the client
>- and doesn't help your credibility!

No, no no NO!!!!!

There's this word 'client'. Clients must be impressed and confidence
must be maintained at all times. Buy some plasic film used in cookers,
cut them out to the right size and return. Slip them in place of the
paper saying 'This is high temperature insulation film. This is
electronic grade of the same plastic film used to seal cartons that are
put in ovens, perfectly safe. No charge for this service.'. Remember to
add a *small* blob of adhesive to retain them.

Alternatively swap then for identical memory with 'guaranteed insulated
packages' (ie any old ones).

For gods sake use your nouse, you are supposed to be a <Oz cracks up>
professional.

NB Do not mention fans of blowtorches.

-- 
Oz