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In article <pi5gfv40fpn93cdvehlr8t9cjvqs51b5bk@4ax.com>,
 neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:

> (Please note that this is not pornography, but tapes designed to teach
> techniques for lovers).

six of these puppies.....did they help? Can you now drive women wild? Do 
you now have more hot ass coming outta the woodwork than you can 
effectively deal with in any one given day?

Um, I should have made it clear that the "lovemaking" tapes are not
mine. I'm not even married. ;-)

On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 07:57:59 -0500, kenji  <yobubba@ameritech.net>
wrote:

>In article <pi5gfv40fpn93cdvehlr8t9cjvqs51b5bk@4ax.com>,
> neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> (Please note that this is not pornography, but tapes designed to teach
>> techniques for lovers).
>
>six of these puppies.....did they help? Can you now drive women wild? Do 
>you now have more hot ass coming outta the woodwork than you can 
>effectively deal with in any one given day?

Due to lack of response, I am cutting the price in half on these
tapes. So just figure 50% of whatever I have listed as an asking
price. If anyone wants the whole set of tapes, I will let them all go
for $50.

-neuron

neuron@wi.rr.com

On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 09:31:02 GMT, neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>I have several VHS video tapes for sale from personal collection.
>These are all legal, original copies in excellent condition and in
>their original packaging. I am in Mequon Wisconsin, and these are
>available for pickup, or I am even willing to drop off if I'm going to
>be in your area in Metro Milwaukee. I will be happy to ship to you if
>you are outside the area, but you must bear the expense. (I prefer UPS
>ground, and full prepayment by POSTAL MONEY ORDER would be required) 
>
>If anyone wants to save me time and take EVERYTHING listed here, I
>will sell ALL for $90. Otherwise, items are priced as marked (although
>I am always willing to bargain if you take multiple items.)
>
>reply to: 
>neuron@wi.rr.com
>
>
>1. ABC News Presents "The Century" with Peter Jennings  - BOX SET
>(1998) - asking $30.00
>
>	Peter Jennings narrates a review of the 20th Century in this 6
>tape boxed set.
>
>	This set retails for $74.99 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/630529173X/qid=1056440163/sr=2-1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>2. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) - asking $3.00
>	George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino fight vampires in a
>Mexican Biker Bar.
>	This movie retails for $9.99 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6304106017/qid=1056440643/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>3. Above the Rim (1994) - asking $4.00
>	Tupac, gangs, basketball and drugs....
>	This movie retails for $9.94 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/630361437X/qid=1056440943/sr=11-1/ref=sr_11_1/103-8249973-5629405
>
>4. Poison Ivy (1992) - asking $3.00
>	Drew Barrymore is hot...and DANGEROUS! ;-)
>	This movie retails for $9.94 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6303914926/qid=1056441254/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>5. Ready to Wear (1994) - asking $3.00
>	Julia Roberts, Kim Basinger, and more naked models than you
>can shake a stick at...
>	This movie retails for $9.94 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6303460151/qid%3D1056441442/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-8249973-5629405
>
>6. The Man Without a Face (1993) - asking $3.00
>	Mel Gibson gets a burned face...and a little boy!
>	This movie retails for $9.94 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6305012814/qid=1056441760/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>7. Bad Company (1995) - asking $2.00
>	NOT the recent Anthony Hopkins movie! In this one, Laurence
>Fishburne (a.k.a 	MORPHEUS) is a secret agent and he bags Ellen
>Barkin while she's still hot.
>	This movie retails for $9.94 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6303486746/qid=1056441952/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>8. Time Out With Britney Spears (1999) - asking $2.00
>	More of the wonderfulness of Britney...
>	This movie retails for $19.98 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00002ZMNN/qid%3D1056442170/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-8249973-5629405
>
>9. Eyewitness - Mammal (1996) - asking $3.00	
>	Martin Sheen narrates the story of mammals.
>	This movie retails for $12.95 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6304165242/qid=1056442557/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>The remainder of the videos are "sexual enhancement" tapes for
>couples. If anyone wants to take all of these adult tapes, I will cut
>the price to $50.00 for all and I'll throw in the book, "The Art of
>Sexual Ecstasy" by Margo Anand, which costs about $14.00 at Amazon.
>(Please note that this is not pornography, but tapes designed to teach
>techniques for lovers). You can pick up, I am willing to mail this
>discretely according to your wishes.
>
>10. The Better Sex Video Series - Volume 1: Better Sexual Techniques
>(1991) - asking $10.00
>	This movie retails for $19.95 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007F8O2/qid=1056443413/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>11. The Better Sex Video Series - Volume 2: Advanced Sexual Techniques
>(1991) - asking $10.00
>	This movie retails for $19.95 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007F8O3/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video&st=*
>
>12. The Better Sex Video Series - Volume 3: Making Sex Fun (2000) -
>asking $10.00
>	This movie retails for $19.95 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007F8O4/ref=pd_sim_video_1/103-8249973-5629405?v=glance&s=video
>
>13. Sexual Positions for Lovers: Beyond the Missionary Position (1991)
>- asking $12.00
>	This movie retails for $24.95 at AMAZON.COM. Check it here:
>
>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00007F8O5/qid%3D1056444179/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-8249973-5629405
>
>14. Advanced Oral Sex Techniques 2 & Great Sex 7 Days a Week (2000) -
>asking $10.00
>	*I can't find a listing on Amazon, but this video is by
>Sinclair, the makers of all the above videos
>
>15. KERA -Magnificent Lovemaking - Seven Dimensions of Sexual
>Connection (2001) - $5.00 
>	The PBS Show on Lovemaking.
>	...check it out here: 
>	http://www.lanaholsteinmd.com/media/magfact.html
>
>reply to: 
>neuron@wi.rr.com

In article <4s9lfvgvsq52iq9trh916bj9d2jqcggdd2@4ax.com>,
 neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:

> Due to lack of response, I am cutting the price in half on these
> tapes. So just figure 50% of whatever I have listed as an asking
> price. If anyone wants the whole set of tapes, I will let them all go
> for $50.
> 
> -neuron

I'll send you $25 for jpgs of the wife you watched these tapes with.

Shouldn't you be in a nightclub somewhere to do your drunken heckling?

On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 06:24:11 -0500, kenji  <yobubba@ameritech.net>
wrote:

>In article <4s9lfvgvsq52iq9trh916bj9d2jqcggdd2@4ax.com>,
> neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Due to lack of response, I am cutting the price in half on these
>> tapes. So just figure 50% of whatever I have listed as an asking
>> price. If anyone wants the whole set of tapes, I will let them all go
>> for $50.
>> 
>> -neuron
>
>I'll send you $25 for jpgs of the wife you watched these tapes with.

In article <9o1ofvgvedq67rr7lqrh94ootb33t17m3r@4ax.com>,
 neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:


> On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 06:24:11 -0500, kenji  <yobubba@ameritech.net>
> wrote:
> 
> >In article <4s9lfvgvsq52iq9trh916bj9d2jqcggdd2@4ax.com>,
> > neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Due to lack of response, I am cutting the price in half on these
> >> tapes. So just figure 50% of whatever I have listed as an asking
> >> price. If anyone wants the whole set of tapes, I will let them all go
> >> for $50.
> >> 
> >> -neuron
> >
> >I'll send you $25 for jpgs of the wife you watched these tapes with.
> 

> Shouldn't you be in a nightclub somewhere to do your drunken heckling?


Anyone really use the term "nightclub" anymore?

You the age of a Dean Martin, Rat Pack fan?

Right. "Nightclub" is now an "out-dated" term. I guess that's why I
heard Pink talking about her days in the "nghtclub circuit" just the
other day in an MTV interview. 

Here is just a wild guess here---but could it be that you're just some
dumb-ass college freshman with so little social life that you actually
have time to hassle some guy who's just trying to sell a few used
videos on the usenet? ..... that you're from some little shit-kickin'
town and have never even BEEN to a "nightclub"? Would I be
ever-so-much more "down" if I'd said "club" instead of "nightclub"?

Same-difference. Now to use a phrase my grandmother taught me: GO play
in the traffic, moron.

On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 09:08:49 -0500, kenji  <yobubba@ameritech.net>
wrote:

>In article <9o1ofvgvedq67rr7lqrh94ootb33t17m3r@4ax.com>,
> neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>
>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 06:24:11 -0500, kenji  <yobubba@ameritech.net>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> >In article <4s9lfvgvsq52iq9trh916bj9d2jqcggdd2@4ax.com>,
>> > neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Due to lack of response, I am cutting the price in half on these
>> >> tapes. So just figure 50% of whatever I have listed as an asking
>> >> price. If anyone wants the whole set of tapes, I will let them all go
>> >> for $50.
>> >> 
>> >> -neuron
>> >
>> >I'll send you $25 for jpgs of the wife you watched these tapes with.
>> 
>
>> Shouldn't you be in a nightclub somewhere to do your drunken heckling?
>
>
>Anyone really use the term "nightclub" anymore?
>
>You the age of a Dean Martin, Rat Pack fan?

In article <rghtfvgj6chavq45vd5u15hhubk6md05eq@4ax.com>,
 neuron <neuron@wi.rr.com> wrote:

> Here is just a wild guess here---but could it be that you're just some
> dumb-ass college freshman with so little social life that you actually
> have time to hassle some guy who's just trying to sell a few used
> videos on the usenet?

dumb-ass college of DuPage freshman

How'd you know?

I left Peoria three years ago, and am now in Naperville. If Naperville 
had a wee bit more nightlife I wouldn't be lurking in a chicago 
newsgroup.