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Scipio <scippy@romans-r-us.net> wrote in message news:<8keen0lgekvi0a3ur4a6rhqq83qik54edn@4ax.com>...
> http://www.newnation.org/Millard/Why-im-voting-against-txt.html
> 
> WHY I'M VOTING AGAINST BUSH AND FOR KERRY
> (Bush throws feces)
> by H. Millard (c) 2004  
> 
> Alice's alternate universe that crossed over and meshed with our
> universe since the start of the political season is getting stronger.
> I can sense it.
> 
> In my head I'm seeing images of skinny-fat Radio Pudgy looking like a
> Pasha. He's laying on a bunch of huge pillows smoking from a hookah,
> popping pills, eating bon bons with fat but dainty fingers, and
> wearing silk jamies while speaking on the radio: "We're in a war
> against terrorism. It doesn't matter that there weren't any weapons of
> mass destruction. Sadaam was a bad guy and we're better for him being
> out of power. And, all those American kids who have died in the
> desert, hey, they were volunteers. I support our troops. I'm right
> behind them." I listen and I look but I can't tell which universe I'm
> looking at.
>  
> I look at my TV and I see George W. Bush belch and cavort around the
> stage like a chimpanzee at a presidential debate. On the radio, Pudgy
> tells his audience "Hey, George Bush just hit a home run. Man, Kerry
> could never do that. Bush is a real leader." On the TV I see Bush fall
> down. On the radio I hear Pudgy say, "Man, that George Bush is tough.
> Did you see that homerun he just hit? It was out of the park." I'm
> feeling more and more like Alice.
> 
> The TV shifts to another presidential debate. There's Bush looking
> even more like a chimpanzee than usual. He scowls and makes faces. He
> rolls his eyes. He purses his lips. He shows his teeth. Then he puts
> his lips tightly together. This is a sure sign that a chimp is about
> to attack. I see it coming, but Kerry doesn't. "Watch out!" I yell at
> my TV. Suddenly, Bush throws some of his feces at Kerry who is at the
> other podium. Kerry ducks at the last minute and the pile of Bush
> feces misses him. Bush begins laughing with a chimp like laugh. "Wow,
> did you see Bush take on that wimp Kerry?" asks Radio Pudgy. "Kerry
> sure did duck. What a coward, just like he was in Vietnam. What a
> wimp. You didn't see George W. plotting to send himself to Vietnam so
> he could get purple hearts for minor injuries. Bush was a real hero
> and flew dangerous jets over Texas during Vietnam, not like that phony
> Kerry in that cushy swift boat yacht on some pristine river. Wow, Bush
> won this debate big time. Let's take a call."
>  
> "This is Judy in Dallas. I'm a stay at home Mom and I home school my
> children. I was so mad at Kerry for ducking those feces I could have
> hit my TV."
> 
> "What made you so mad, exactly?" asks Pudgy.
> 
> "A real man, like my husband who loves me dearly and who would never
> fool around like Bill Clinton, would have taken those thrown feces
> like a man. And, that George W. is a real man. He's a God fearing,
> honorable man who loves his dear wife the way a real man does. You
> could see he's a strong leader the way he threw those feces."
> 
> I turn my TV to the phony TV News Network and see that vacuum head
> konservative sissy boy announcer repeating the same sort of crap that
> comes out of Pudgy each day. I'm starting to feel sick. I'm starting
> to feel like I don't want to be a Republican anymore. Then, the vacuum
> head gives us a college man in the street interview. The guy he
> selects is wearing a blue blazer and appears to be trying to look like
> a 1960's Bill Buckley, but he comes off as stiff as a guy with a poker
> up his rear end. Predictably, he parrots the company line.
> 
> I get a grip on reality and I block out all the pictures and sounds
> from the alternate universe so I can think logically about the
> presidential election. Let's see, I'm a registered Republican and many
> of my views would probably be called conservative, so Bush must be my
> guy. Hell, I couldn't vote for a liberal Democrat. Hmmm. Let me think
> about Bush's record for a moment to get my head straight and get back
> on board the GOP wagon. I make a semi-free association mental list
> about Bush:
> 
> 1. He took us into an unnecessary war on a lie and now about 1092
> young Americans--mostly whites--have died. His reaction to death
> appears to be the same as seen in psychopaths. He doesn't appear to
> have a conscience or care about the loss of life. I wonder if having
> been sent off to a preppie boarding school at a young age made him
> that way. I wonder if he tortured insects and small animals as a
> child.
> 
> 2. When he came into office he had a budget surplus. He's turned that
> into the biggest deficit in history.
> 
> 3. Instead of making government smaller, which is a conservative
> ideal, he's made it bigger than it's ever been.
> 
> 4. He's signed laws that take away some of our constitutional
> freedoms.
> 
> 5. Gas prices are at a record high.
> 
> 6. He's letting our nation be invaded by millions and millions of
> Mexicans and has a mestizo nephew also named George Bush.
> 
> 7. He says we have a coalition of nations in Iraq. Last time I
> checked, the U.S. has more than 130,000 of our troops there while
> others in the coalition have very few. New Zealand has 61 "troops"
> there. Macedonia has 37. Estonia has 31. Kazakhstan has 25. Somehow
> that doesn't look much like a coalition to me. It looks more like the
> Bushies told these nations to send a few show troops if they wanted to
> keep getting US foreign aid.
> 
> 8. Like the spoiled rich preppie that he is, Bush refuses to take
> responsibility for his own mistakes and inadequacies. "Hey, don't
> blame me about there being no weapons of mass destruction, blame the
> CIA and the other intelligence types," is what he seems to be saying.
> The buck never stops with Bush or people of his type. They always
> blame others. It's that psychopathic personality, if that's what it
> is, again.
> 
> 9. Bush keeps sending the kids of ordinary Americans to die in the
> desert, while his own kids are partying. His brother JEB's mestizo
> kids also aren't going to fight. That's the way it is with most of the
> phonies in the Bush administration. They talk about how important
> their phony war in Iraq is but they don't send any of their own kids
> or relatives to fight. They want you to send your kids and they know
> that with the lousy job situation they've created, a lot of your kids
> will volunteer in order to get any job, even a job as a soldier. What
> about Cheney's lesbian daughter? Why isn't she in uniform? 
> 
> 10. Bush says he's not going to bring back the draft. I think he's
> lying about this and that we'll have a draft if he's reelected, but he
> may call it something else. That's another thing these phonies do;
> they rename things to fool citizens.
> 
> It's no use. It doesn't matter whether I think illogically or
> logically about Bush. I can't think of anything good that Bush has
> done or is likely to do. He's no leader, and he's a lousy president.
> 
> This universe is even stranger than the alternate one. At least in the
> alternate universe most of us from this universe would see the phonies
> for what they are, but here, most Americans seem to be drugged into
> not being able to see the plain truth.
> 
> I decide that I'm not a big Kerry fan, but I also decide that we need
> a change at the top and Kerry is the only one who has a chance of
> giving us this change. He's also the only one who has a chance of
> getting rid of Bush's creepy neocon pals. If Kerry gets in and fails,
> we can bounce him out four years from now. I can't imagine Kerry doing
> any worse than Bush. At the very least, Kerry's been in a war and I
> don't think he'll want to send others to fight for no reason. Also, he
> doesn't have a Mexican nephew so he's not bound in a family way to let
> Mexicans keep invading.
>  
> ------------
We must never reward a total whore like Bush by reelection. Better to
stand and fight Kerry and Company issue by issue. It will be a
rewarding and hardening experience for taxpaying native-born
Americans.

Jay