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That all happened to YOU, too??!?!?!??!???!?!?  I thought *I* was the only
one!  Let's start a support group!

Robert from DC

John A Hughes <jah@cais.cais.com> wrote in article
<511ip2$rtk@news2.cais.com>...
> In article <50t7ko$dqd@sjx-ixn3.ix.netcom.com>,
> Ken M. <page-usa@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >In <Dx82nv.ADv@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> ie3s@virginia.edu writes: 
> >>So, I'm driving the car in Washington, DC it's a nice day and I
> >>approach a traffic light.
> >
> >That's your first mistake...driving in Washington, D.C. You
> >should have taken the subway. Driving in Washington, D.C. is
> >like walking through Harlem at 2:ooam!
> 
> Omigod! You're right! You know, I live there, and I never realized
> this. But now that you mention it, it is true. The other day, I was
> coming down Florida Avenue NW and I had to stop at R Street at the
> traffic light. Out of nowhere, all these lesbians appeared, threatened
> me with guns, and stole my hubcaps! I forgot about that, but you're
> right, that kind of stuff is happening all the time! Another time, I
> was driving on 15th street by the White House, and someone forced me
> out of my car, raped me, squirted spray cheese all over my upholstery,
> and took my little crown-shaped air freshener! And come to think of
> it, another time I was just getting into my car up by the zoo, and a
> maniac with DC plates just rammed the side of my car! For no reason!
> To make matters worse, some guys jumped out of the bushes with uzis
> and they shot my head off! Luckily, a passing pedestrian put it back
> on, but not before he took my wallet! Figures, he was one of those,
> well, you know, poor black people they keep in DC so the suburbs will
> be nice, unlike Harlem.
> 
> Now that I think about it, I sure am dumb for living in DC! Driving
> there is just taking my life into my hands! But you know, I never
> realized it until you pointed it out! Thanks! I'm moving, tomorrow, to
> Leesburg!
> 
> 
> jah
>