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Re: Horrible iPhone support experience

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From: J.J. O'Shea
Date: Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:17
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On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:45:53 -0500, axiom wrote
(in article <D5mdnfWsGsSsmcHUnZ2dnUVZ_jednZ2d@supernews.com>):

> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:30:19 -0800, nospam wrote:
> 
>> In article <C580FFEB.1CD29%ghost_topper@hotmail.com>, George Kerby
>> <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>> Interesting local article...
>>> 
>>> <http://tinyurl.com/9tmw8s>
>> 
>> couple of issues.
>> 
>> first of all, from the article itself:
>> 
>> Still untested
>> Whether iAntiVirus is effective, I canยนt say. Iยนve not run into any
>> Mac malware, so I can only presume it would catch something.
>> 
> 
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-- 
email to oshea dot j dot j at gmail dot com.
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From: J.J. O'Shea <try.not.to@but.see.sig>
Newsgroups: misc.consumers,alt.internet.wireless,alt.cellular.cingular,dfw.general,comp.sys.mac.system
Subject: Re: Horrible iPhone support experience
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:17:25 -0500
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