🚀 go-pugleaf

On Jul 23, 4:36 am, s...@nospam.org (Way Back Jack) wrote:
> The Honorable Tom Harkin
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC , 20510
>
> Dear Senator Harkin,
>
> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I
> am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department
> of
> Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming
> an
> illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
>
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
> Senate
> and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
> is
> accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
> five
> years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
> and
> income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
> I see
> one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
> figures it
> out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes
> every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
> taxes
> in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply
> to be
> illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and
> my
> family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency
> room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying
> premiums
> for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost
> $10,000 a
> year.
>
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would
> receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as
> well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
> United
> States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of
> renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance
>
> premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college
> age
> children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal
> (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
> be
> most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
> 1-800-289-1040.

And they wonder why folks want to "take a dump" on Washington, DC.

mitch

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