🚀 go-pugleaf

Kevin McMurtrie wrote:
> In article <kik44v8oikf2fpbac71d6tln8c9pk98cud@4ax.com>,
>  Spam Me Not <NoSp@m.us> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Kevin you ignorant slut.
>>
>>Being the law is not enough reason. Get your head out of your ass and
>>smell the reality.
>>
>>other stupid laws still on the books:
>>Women may not drive in a house coat. 
>>You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at
>>least two cows. 
>>Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. 
>>You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another
>>person. 
>>It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. 
>>
>>more: http://www.stupidlaws.com/
> 
> 
> No doubt the five or six examples on that web site have been collected 
> from only the finest, most reliable anonymous internet sources.  Of 
> course there's no need to document what the codes and jurisdictions are 
> for those laws.

Actually, some of the California ones I specifically recognize
from newspaper coverage when they were passed.  Chico and
Palo Alto both are nuclear-free zones.  It is illegal to
possess, manufacture or *detonate* a nuclear device within
city limits.  Violating this law results in a $500 fine and
a misdemeanor conviction.  I can't say I'm familiar with
the Chico area, but I can guarantee that detonating a
nuclear weapon within the Palo Alto city limits will at one
blow remove all parts of the legal infrastructure involved
in punishing said offense. <g>

And, as of 1998 there was still a state law here making it
a misdemeanor punishable by a $100 fine to refuse to join
a sheriff's posse when so ordered.  Think I'll saddle up
ol' Bessie now and ride off into the sunset.

-B