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Re: "NO NIGGER LEFT BEHIND ACT"

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From: Ted
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:03
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On Aug 25, 10:37 pm, \/\/...@true.nog wrote:
> In response to President Bush's Federal "No Nigger Left Behind Act"
> (NNLB), it is proposed that pickaninnies will have to pass a test to
> be promoted to the next grade level. The new test will be called the
> Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test (FART).
>
> All sprogs who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested
> in grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing a FART with a
> score of 80%. If a porch monkey does not successfully FART by grade 5,
> that nigglet shall be placed in a separate English program known as
> the Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language (SMELL).
>
> If, with this increased SMELL program, the africoons cannot pass the
> required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle school by
> taking another one semester course in Comprehensive Reading and
> Arithmetic Preparation (CRAP).
>
> If, by the age of fourteen, the nigger cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he
> or she can earn promotion in an intensive one week seminar known as
> the Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Shitskins
> (PRUNES).
>
> It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction for Public Schools
> (DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any fecal colored
> parasite to FART, SMELL, or CRAP.
>
> This revised provision of the niggroid component of the House Bill 101
> should help "clear the air" as part of the "No School Left Standing"
> Act.

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ted
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