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Article #2572Re: "NO NIGGER LEFT BEHIND ACT"
From: Ted
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:03
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:03
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On Aug 25, 10:37 pm, \/\/...@true.nog wrote: > In response to President Bush's Federal "No Nigger Left Behind Act" > (NNLB), it is proposed that pickaninnies will have to pass a test to > be promoted to the next grade level. The new test will be called the > Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test (FART). > > All sprogs who cannot pass a FART in the second grade will be retested > in grades 3, 4, and 5 until they are capable of passing a FART with a > score of 80%. If a porch monkey does not successfully FART by grade 5, > that nigglet shall be placed in a separate English program known as > the Special Mastery Elective for Learning Language (SMELL). > > If, with this increased SMELL program, the africoons cannot pass the > required FART test, he or she can still graduate to middle school by > taking another one semester course in Comprehensive Reading and > Arithmetic Preparation (CRAP). > > If, by the age of fourteen, the nigger cannot FART, SMELL, or CRAP, he > or she can earn promotion in an intensive one week seminar known as > the Preparatory Reading for Unprepared Nationally Exempted Shitskins > (PRUNES). > > It is the opinion of the Department of Instruction for Public Schools > (DIPS) that an intensive week of PRUNES will enable any fecal colored > parasite to FART, SMELL, or CRAP. > > This revised provision of the niggroid component of the House Bill 101 > should help "clear the air" as part of the "No School Left Standing" > Act. For more information: http://www.newnation.org/ New Nation News ted
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X-Google-Thread: f9e27,baad4931063bf05b,start X-Google-Thread: 1037c2,baad4931063bf05b,start X-Google-Thread: f54ea,baad4931063bf05b,start X-Google-Thread: 1042ac,baad4931063bf05b,start X-Google-Thread: 10e835,baad4931063bf05b,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf9e27,gid1037c2,gidf54ea,gid1042ac,gid10e835,public,usenet X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news2.google.com!postnews.google.com!57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: Ted <tedorn44@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: misc.education,neworleans.general,rec.autos.sport.nascar,soc.culture.usa,chi.general Subject: Re: "NO NIGGER LEFT BEHIND ACT" Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:03:53 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 36 Message-ID: <1188151433.641953.146580@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com> References: <e642d3lnaru54si8cfnhqam12bii5kngsg@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.121.61.149 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1188151433 16321 127.0.0.1 (26 Aug 2007 18:03:53 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:03:53 +0000 (UTC) In-Reply-To: <e642d3lnaru54si8cfnhqam12bii5kngsg@4ax.com> User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: 57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com; posting-host=24.121.61.149; posting-account=ps2QrAMAAAA6_jCuRt2JEIpn5Otqf_w0