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On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:21:11 GMT, \/\/ORD@True.edu wrote:

>NIGGANOMETRY
>
>1. Easy E and his friend, M.C. Ren, went to the corner store to buy a
>pack of Old English Soda Pop. If the Soda cost $3.85 and between the
>two old friends they had a ten dollar bill, how much change would they
>receive.
>
>2. E-40 was concerned with his friend, Too-Short's dental problems so
>E-40 decided to buy Too Short his missing teeth. If a set of dentures
>cost 560 dollars, and E-40 has 332 dollars, does E-40 have enough
>money. If E-40 does not have enough money, how much more do he need.
>
>3. Ice Cube was looking to shoot his new video from his next album, "I
>Know I'm Just a Has-Been Studio Gangsta," and he had 72 dollars to
>complete his video. If Ice Cube was using 6 dollar bills to pay his
>staff on a daily basis, how many jigaboos does he have working for
>him. (The key is dividing 72 by 6.)
>
>4. Mack 10 was driving down the strip in his Cutlass sitting on a
>brand new set of Daytons listening to his West Side Connection tape
>when one of his four huge speakers blew out. If one of Mack 10's
>speakers cost 7 dollars, how much do 4 cost. (The key is
>multiplication.)
>
>5. Dodo Stain and Nappy were best friends who each weighed 500 pounds
>apiece. Everybody at their work said they were fat slobs so they
>decided to lose some weight, so they could go to the local clubs and
>"mack" to all the local mommies in town. If both men vowed to lose 20
>pounds each week, how many pounds would they lose in 3 months? What
>will be their combined weight after the 3 months?
>
>6. Biggie Little was a rapper who was 2 feet tall and had an ashy
>forehead. If Biggie needed to grow another 4 feet to be taken serious
>in the rap game, and there was a doctor who charged 2 dollars an inch,
>how much money would Biggie Little have to spend to grow the extra 4
>feet? There are 12 inches in a foot.
>
>7. Dapper Dan was a nigga who took great pride in his Tuff Skin
>polyester suits. He owned 9 of them in all different colors. If Dapper
>Dan's wife left him because he treated her bad and his feet smelled,
>and when she left she took 3 of his Tuff Skin suits, how many does he
>have left? If each suit cost 15 dollars, how much will it cost to
>replace the stolen suits?

This test is an effort to eliminate the cultural factor in testing.

Max