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> AALGEBRO MID TERM EXAM Ebonics Version
>
> Directions: Make sho yo be putting yo name on the upper right hand
> conner. Don't be axing no dumbass questions an keep yo shifty
> mothafuckin eyes on yo own sorryass papers.
>
> Number I.(25%)
> Elon and Tyrell bot want to meet fo lunch. Elon's home be 5 mile north
> of Tyrell. If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout 3 mile per hour while
> Tyrell, who have one coolass bike, ain't not departin till I 1:00
> zoomin bout 20 mile per hour, what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a
> bite of fried chicken?
>
> Number 2.(25%)
> Yolanda, she be 11 year older than her daughter Carinda. Carinda have
> a bitch Carmel who haf her age. In how many years be Carmel haf as old
> as that uglyass ho Yolanda?
>
> Number 3.(40%)
> If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram of 60% coke an Marvin ain't not got
> nothing but 8 gram of 80% and some ol 20% shit, how much of the cheap
> stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go off the hizzie?
>
> Number 4.(10%)
> Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa Kmart. If
> studly Lenwood can dunk fo mo balls per minute than Keshawn, how long
> be these bros slammin and jammin fo they be needin suh mo balls to
> play wif?
>
> EXTRA CREDIT: Which number, A or B be bigger? Make sho you shows all
> yo work.
>
> A.  The total number of hos Wilt Chamberlain and B.B. King be sleeping
> wif.
>
> B.  The number of yard OJ done ran fo in his best season timeses the
> number a cuts he be putting in that no good honkey bitch Nicole afta
> catchin her wif a guy what ain't got no goddam mothafuckin rights be
> ridin roun' wif OJ's car.
>
>
> >Teaching Math in Wyoming:
> >A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.  His cost of production is
> >4/5 of the price.  What is his profit?
> >
> >Teaching Math in San Francisco:
> >By cutting down beautiful rainforest of trees, the Logger makes $20.
What
> >do you think of this way of making a living?  Topic for class
participation
> >after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel
as
> >the Logger cut down the trees?  (There are no wrong answers)
> >
> >Teaching Math in Los Angeles:
> >El hachero vende un camion carga por $100.  La cuesta de production es
> >$80...
> >
> >Teaching Math in Detroit:
> >A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.  His cost of production is
> >$80 and his profit is $20.  Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
> >
> >Teaching Math in Washington DC:
> >"Latrell, get your hand off your crotch and stop dancing on that desk.
> >Jamal - oh, I'm sorry - Mr. Ice J, please stop addressing everyone as
> >'whore'.  Shakeema, Tameka, let go of each other's hair and return to
your
> >chairs.  Oh Tameka, I think you're going to need stitches.  You'd better
go
> >to the nurse's office.  Tyrone, stop punching that bo - uh, I mean -
> >pre-adolescent male.  Everybody settle down.  Class, stop shouting and
> >listen to me.  Class! .  CLASS! ."
> >
>